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About Me

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I'm a single father of two wonderful children. Michael is my oldest. He's almost two now. Mean as ever! Poor child looks and acts just like me! Ever heard that phrase, "You pay for your raisin," I am SO not looking forward to that! Then there's Nevaeh! She's 9 months old now, and is spoilt rotten. She used to be daddy's girl, but now she's whoever will hold her's! If you're not holding her, she has no problem letting EVERYONE know she aint happy! Aside from my children, I'm a happy-go-lucky kind of guy! I always look for the brighter side to things, and live to laugh!!! Wether you're laughing with me, or at me.....
How to make a justin
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
3 parts silliness
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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You are a happy drunk
When it comes to having a good time you're down like four flat tires! The more beer, the bigger the....Smile!!
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Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 75%
Hitler and Stalin envy you from their graves! Nosferatu calls YOU "Big PAPA" How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

Well, first off there's my kids! They are the most important thing. After my kids......Four Things I love Keg Stands, Beer Bongs, Cabs, and most important of all Designated Drivers! I don't leave home without one!! I also spend a lot of time with music! Give me a case of Bud-Light (bottles), and my guitar.....and I'm happy all night. Whoever has to listen to me play tho usually threatens me with bodily injury after like 5 minutes though!

I'd like to meet:

This one's easy! I want to meet everybody in the whole stupid ass world! Then there's the creator of the KEG and the BEER BONG!
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Music:

I love all kinds of music. Literally! I grew up listening to the Eagles, Beach Boys, Metallica, stuff like that. After I started to develop my own likes in music, I migrated over to the Country & Bluegrass. I like that old "stone country" sound. There's just something about the old country that just really makes me wanna drink.....see! There's a good point to country! Now, I am a DIE HARD metal baby! Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God, Disturbed, Godsmack, Audioslave, Type O Negative, Seether, Evanescence, Foo Fighters, Stone Sour, Creed (My Own Prison CD! I like a little rap too, Tu Pac, old school Dre & Snoop, DMX, Eminem! AND OF COURSE A LITTLE I.C.P. BABY!!!! There's a little clown luv here too!!!
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Movies:

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Television:

I like CSI, even though I think I've seen them all! Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, anything funny! Since I've got the attention span of a Chimp on acid, it's really hard to hold me to one show.....

Books:

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Heroes:

Homer Simpson and the guy who figured out how to brew the finest beverage known to man.....BEER!!!

My Blog

Only in Arkansas!!!

Ya know, I've ran across a lot of things that people expect to see in Arkansas. It's mostly the stereotypical things like short fat barefoot women carrying babies on both hips. Or the clas...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:16:00 PST

Stupid.....Stupid.....STUPID

This shit is unbelievable!!!! Stupid people seem to be multiplying like rabbits here! Just the other afternoon I went to pick up my car after an oil change. The people there were super fri...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST