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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet"....."The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances"....."You gain strength, courage,and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face"....."Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else"....."What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things"....."A motion to table a motion to reconsider a vote to table an appeal of a ruling that a point of order was not in order against a motion to table another point of order against a motion to bring to a vote the motion to call up the resolution that would institute a rules change.".....“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.”.....“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”.....“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”.....“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”.....“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”.....“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”.....“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.”.....“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”.....“A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”.....“And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.".....“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.”.....“Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.”.....“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”.....“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”.....“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.".....“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”.....“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”....."Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."....."Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."....."The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."....."Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."....."Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."....."Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."....."Procrastinate now, don't put it off."....."Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."....."To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."....."Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you!"....."A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."....."If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."....."If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."....."A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."....."Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."....."Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs."....."Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."....."He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit."....."Politicians & diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason."....."Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE."....."Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams."....."Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away."....."Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself."....."Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be."....."Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information."....."Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.".....