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Michelle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a loser at the game of life. I eat alot of cool ranch doritos. I enjoy sitting in the dark and eating wet cigarette butts out of the ash tray.

My Interests

My passion is gardening, taking my dogs for walks in the arnold arboretum , and cooking with my husband.

I'd like to meet:

Tito Jackson

Music:

The Cure, Joy Division, Ween, Horror Pops, Necromantix, Speed Devils, Pixies, Bang on the Box, Breeders, Patsy Cline, Bratmobile, Xavier Cugat, too many to list.

Movies:

Rosemary's Baby is my favorite movie of all time. Stepfordwives, It's Alive, It Lives again, The Brood, Troll, The Sinful Dwarf, Stop Stabbing me, or anything by Troma!

Television:

I don't watch TV.

Books:

The Bell Jar, Geek Love, anything by David Sedaris, Stephen King, Tom Robbins, Jack Kerouac. Any poetry by Sylvia Plath, or Anne Sexton.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, Anne Sexton, Sylvia Plath, Courtney Love, Mother Theresa, PETA.