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Miranda

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About Me

Well the name's Miranda and I'm generally a pretty nice person. I'm Asian, meaning I'll probably only reach your chest, and I was raised a vegetarian by my hippy parents. I play the violin and piano (haha, typical) and I hate sports and all that junk. I'm sort of a grammar Nazi, so if you start tYpInG lYkE aN iDeEot I will probably shoot you in the face.
Questions? Comments? Complaints? Sexual requests? Drop me a message.

My Interests

Your mother.

I'd like to meet:

Rob Paravonian

Music:

Anything and everything from classical to death metal.

Movies:

Cute foreign films like L'Auberge Espangole or Volver (best movie EVER!)

Television:

VH1 and Cartoon Network.

Books:

Anything by Oscar Wilde or Gabriel García Márquez.

My Blog

Don't try to befriend me if....

YOU'RE A PERV!!!! Jesus Christ. If you're like 50 and looking for some young "thang," you're definitely looking in the wrong place. I don't care if you have a big dick, and I sure as hell don't care t...
Posted by Miranda on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:47:00 PST