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the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT

Much Ice Cream FELL Before My Fork Into Neat Rows

About Me


Myspace messes up alot,.....maybe it's my vic-modem?!?!?!?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/19/2006
Influences: Yo Momma
Sounds Like: Paul Anka the home game, Bad Girls, Purrring Kitties, Squeeky Styrofoam, Grinding Transmissions, Mosquitos In Your Ear, Pop Rocks With Your Mouth Open, Professional Greco Roman Catholic Wrestling, and a Dripping Faucet

Record Label: NSA Wiretap
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

10-50 Joints a Day

the Government Experts have another MARIJUANA STUDY, that shows how BAD it is fer ye'!!!!This time, the highly schooled government scientists, have found a LINK between HEART TROUBLE & SMOKING 10-...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:27:00 PST

FLUX CAPACITOR FIGURED OUT!!!

TECHNOSINGULARITY takes a HUGE LEAP This won't get much notice by many, but it's one of the greatest discoveries of peoplekind. It's like what the Philosopher's Stone(legendary substance or thing, tha...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

Government X-Ray Vision

VisiBuilding    Science Applications International Corporation, who's TeraText and Latent Semantic Indexing programs, scan phone calls and e-mails for the government, received on Februa...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

Eat Shit & Die

SURPRISE, you already are!!!!FUCK YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU & YOU ...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

by2019 Robots will call us stupid, then they'll eat us

awwwwwww cheer up AbdulThe President of India/rocket scientist, Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam at an interactive session at the Infosys Global Education Centre(Infosys is an infotech consultant company based in ...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

FutureDave X-Thousand

FutureDave X-Thousand has this cool printer, that uses metallic and plastic ink, that prints out whatever electronic gadget you need on a piece of hemp paper that you just origami into the right shape...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

EPAfindsMercuryInEveryFishTested

Yup the EPA tested 2,707 fish, randomly snatched from 626 rivers from 12 States, and EVERY ONE they tested had MERCURY. Don't worry, they say they're at safe levels. HA!!! BURN MORE COAL, what the hec...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

Rupert Murdoch's Fox, goes after a YouTuber

20th Century Fox, owned by Newscorp, has subpoena'd YouTube, for the identity of the person who posted shows like, '24', Family Guy, and the Simpsons before they aired on the TellMeVision. This'll pro...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

2007 Philip K Dick is going to be rammed down y'gullet

Next year everybody will be on the Philip K. Dick train, as next month T.H.E.Y. are releasing an unpublished novel, "Voices From The Street," and 4 classics in hardcover:The Three Stigmata of Palmer E...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

Kentucky Fried VaMpiRE

Vampires ARE REAL!!! T.H.E.Y. won't tell you that of course, but they'll tell you about the evil TeenAge-Vampire-Wannabe-Thrill-Killers!!!! kinda yucky:'Vampire cult' leaves legacy of tragedy...
Posted by the])a\/e from PLANET ])iRT on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:54:00 PST