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KELLY!

I'm the GIRL who makes MOTHERS cry.

About Me

I'VE BEEN TOLD I AM SOMEONE WHO'S HARD TO FORGET...(AND I'M ADDICTED TO THIS BOY NAMED AARON. HE IS THE SIMPLY THE MOST WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, PASSIONATE PERSON I'VE EVER FALLEN FOR) AARON STATES: "WHO SAYS JEWISH WHITE KIDS CAN'T BE GANSTA?!" What horrible Edward Gorey Death will I die?
I will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to die, but I won't remember too much of my life. Hey, at least I made some people laugh!
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IF YOU CAN DANCE LIKE THIS, I'M ALL YOURS!!!
I Am Rum
I'm the life of the party, and a total flirt
I am also pretty picky about what I drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if I'm dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way KELLY --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
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Singing Loudly.Acting Insane.And Looking For Love In Aghanny Land...
THIS IS MY WORST FEAR!!

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There are:
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in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

I'd like to meet:

Friends. Accomplices. And Old Flames. AND THESE GIRLS.

Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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Music:

.. RADIOHEAD .. REGINA SPEKTOR .. TWEET .. EMIMEM .. U2 .. NIRVANA .. LUDACRIS .. MISSY ELLIOT .. LIZ FAIR .. LUDACRIS .. PORTISHHEAD .. TOM PETTY .. OUTKAST .. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE .. TEARS FOR FEARS .. COUNTING CROWS .. HILLARY DUFF .. CROSBY STILLS NASH & YOUNG .. STEELY DAN .. THE FREY .. CHINGY .. SHERYL CROW .. SAMUEL BARBER .. STING .. TENACIOUS D .. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE .. BRITANY SPEARS ..
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Television:

~DRAWN TOGETHER~ ~SEX IN THE CITY~ ~THE OFFICE~ ~SCRUBS~ ~FAMILY GUY~ ~SINFIELD~ ~THE COLBERT REPORT~

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My Blog

THEY GAVE ME MOUNTAINS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!

Who-RAH!! (me pretending to be army) Relocating to Bagram this month for a promotion!!Who-RAH for more money! Who-Rah for more responsibility!Who-RAH for more headaches! Hey, wait a minute..... &...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

I WENT TO THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME...

A pharmacist asked when I was coming out with my book, my tell-all. I had to laugh. This came from a man who traveled across the Atlantic with $300 in his pocket. No family. No friends. No pronounce...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

AFGHANNY MAN SAYS...

Memorable Moment from the spoken word of Aaron: "Soup? Fuck ya! I love that shit!"
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

WEEDING OUT THE PAST AND PLANTING THE NEW.

AS REQUESTED: OLD FLAMES HAVE BEEN DEMOTED.ANDOTHER POSSIBILITIES HAVE BEEN DELETED. BUT WHY? IF THIS SPACE IS MINE, WHY IS IT GOVERNED BY OTHERS? ANSWER:BECAUSE I ALLOW IT. BECAUSE IF I WASN'T CONSID...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:16:00 PST

PRICELESS...

11:12 PM Monday Night. Three Girls with NOT MUCH to do decide to go for a shop at the local 24 Hour Walgreens.... HP Ink Cartridge 94.................................$20.39 (w. employee discount) Pl...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME.

When you take on someone's name, what happens to the old you? Is it still there hidden under the R-E-S-N-I-K-O-F-F.
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

MOVING TO AFGHANNY LAND!!

Dear KELLY COOK: We wish to confirm our offer of employment on the TAC-SWACAA Project as a   Help Desk Administrator .  The effective date is to be determined.  Under the...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

AND THEN THINGS GOT A LOT MORE NAKED.

A new digital camera can be a very, very dangerous thing...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

GOING DOWN UNDER

Not one complaint! Not one complaint!
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

NOTE TO AARON FROM COLE PORTER

Strange Dear, but true Dear, when I'm close to you, Dear.The stars fill the sky, so in love with you am I. Even without you, my arms fold around you.You know Darling why, so in love with you am I. In ...
Posted by Bagram LOVES Kelly on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST