Guten Tag good friends and neighbors!
My name is Ase and I am a girl of 17 living in the capital of this cold and glaciourized land of Norway, Olso pop. 400,000. I am originally from Stavanger, Norway but moved to Bozeman, MT USA when I turned the ripe age of 7. My mom died from virus 009 and my father was thrown in jail for conspiring to bomb Oklahoma City. I was forced into prostitution to support my siblings and my baby. My pimp forced me to swallow 6 ounces of coke and smuggled me to Thailand with a man pushing with the Japanese Mafia XXHOHO. After being severely beaten and starved I was left to dye on the frozen Mongolian earth where I birthed my father's baby.WAIT! Rewind! Just kidding. Really.Really I spent a rather tranquil 10 years in the small, western town of Bozeman until I was uprooted once again and now find myself in my homeland. I am attending a Rudlof Steiner school and am skiing with Fossum, a premier xc team in Oslo. I have one sister, Cheyenne, who is nice in a viscious sort of way. My faja is located in Louisiana/ Bozeman but you can never really be sure. No, he is not in jail but just "rides the wave that is life" some would say. He is now working in Chad (no, not the ski coach...hehe) due to his affiliations with the petroleum market. His girlfriend of x years is a southern belle named Barbara who has two rather obnoxious boys named Blake and Blaise (God bless them). God only knows why she followed my dadio to the cold lonesomness of the west from her southern roots. We have 2 horses and x number of dogs, plus one rather rude cat named Stormen. My Mutti (of 17 years) has finally found herself a mate named Steve. He has in fact accompanied us (God bless him) on this odyssey. He, in turn, is the father of 3: Inga, Gunner and Katrine. Steve is, although harassed on a regular basis, a delightful individual (although a little on the skinny side). Hopefully Bjorn (my true love) and sweetest black lab in the world is coming sometime before Christmas to Norway. He is living with the Pierces in Bozeman where he irritates them on a regular basis. And that we are proud of.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Tall, well-built, tanned, funny, charming, intelligent, wealthy, adventurous spanish male with dark hair and eyebrows and a yacht.
