Well, where do I begin? My name is Emlyn Michael Barnden and I was born on the 15th of June, 1988 (which makes me a Gemini and a dragon). I love movies, I spend far too much time watching comedies, mainly those by Kevin Smith (I believe everyone should watch his films). Music is amazing, most of it, all genres have some great music. I have a love-hate relationship with Itchen College, I love some of the people there and I love Media Studies but I hate some of my other subjects, especially English. I used to be a complete twat but now I'm pretty pleased with who I've become. I love all my friends, even if I hardly talk to them or see them anymore (I'm a surprisingly loving person). I don't have as much of a dirty mind as most people think, people just don't tend to be paying attention when I'm being innocent. I'm not very good at making inane facts about myself seem interesting.Sean's brilliant artwork. With a link! I must be a genius.
James Dean --
[noun]:
A person who is a master of making ravioli
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: "Green, I'd say" apparently.
Hair Color:: "Dark brown". I think someone's lying.
Height:: About 5'11.
Favorite Color:: Shitty brown.
Screen Name:: Look up.
Favorite Band:: RHCP, closely followed by Ben Harper.
Favorite Movie:: Ben Dover's More Sex and the Settee.
Favorite Show:: Lesbian porn shows.
Your Car:: Whatever I can break into.
Your Hometown:: Warsash.
Your Present Town:: Warsash.
Your Crushes First Name:: Archibald. Not really.
Your Grade:: Going by school, I'm a year 14.
Your Style:: N/A
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes, but it's really hard to get to.
Kissed someone in the rain?: Probably.
Danced in a public place?: It depends on what you consider dancing.
Smiled for no reason?: Yes.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes, I wet myself too.
Peed your pants after age 8?: Obviously, I'm not in very good control of my body.
Written a song?: Yes, it was a love song to communism.
Sang to someone for no reason?: Yes.
Performed on a stage?: Yes, I'm something of an actor.
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes, I had to or they would have stayed a stranger.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: No, everyone loves me, I don't need to try hard.
Made out in a theatre?: No, I'm such a loser.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: No.
Been in love?: I'm in love right now. His name's Christrian.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Emlyn.
Tell you, I love you?: Emlyn.
Kiss you?: Emlyn.
Hug you?: Emlyn. What a hero.
Tell you BYE?: My Grandad, he's also the last person to call me bi.
Write you a note?: No one writes me notes.
Take your photo?: Me, I'm a total emo.
Call your cell phone?: I don't have a cell phone, I have a mobile.
Buy you something?: Emlyn Barnden, he's generous like that.
Go with you to the movies?: Probably some cheap hooker.
Sing to you?: My MP3 player, it sang some Ben Harper songs to me. It knows what I like.
Write a poem about you?: I'm sure one of my many secret admirers.
Text message you?: Matty P? He's the kind of fag who would text me.
Touch you?: I don't even need to answer.
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Right now, at my hilarious thoughts.
Time you cried?: I am right now, I change emotions incredibly quickly.
Movie you watched?: TMNT!
Joke you told?: Man walks into a bar, someone comes in and kills him.
Song you've sang?: Storm in a Teacup by the Chili Peppers. Thank God it's not Dolly Parton.
Time you've looked at the clock?: I don't remember when I look at the clock. Fool.
Drink you've had?: Coke.
Number you've dialed?: My boss.
Book you've read?: I reread the Jeff Webb adventures but I guess that doesn't technically count as a book.
Food you've eaten?: Red Leicester, chilli, garlic and corned beef sandwich. It was very nice.
Flavor of gum chewed?: Tropical Fruit or something, the orange one.
Shoes you've worn?: My good ole Vans.
Store you've been in?: Co-op. I'm ashamed.
Thing you've said?: "Ok, bye." It was to my Grandad. He's a pimp, I hope I can be as cool as him one day.
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: Badly, yes.
Whistle?: I used to be able to but the sound annoys me so I don't now.
Blow a bubble?: No, I don't try.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: Absolutely. I can wiggle my ears too.
Cross your eyes?: They're always crossed, my mum and dad are siblings.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: No.
Dance?: Ha, no.
Gleek?: Occasionally.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Yeah, I have to out of fear of Matty P's willy.
Speak a different language?: I didn't get a U in Latin for nothing.
Impersonate someone?: Dick Nick.
Prank call people?: It's too hard, no.
Make a card pyramid?: I can but it bores me to death.
Cook anything?: Lots of things.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: gremlin, even more people would call me Emlyn the gremlin. That would be annoying.
I wish ...: I was a hippie with tattoos and piercings.
So many people don't know that ...: I'm a devout Christian. It's because I'm not.
I am ...: a man, damn it.
My heart is ...: going into cardiac arrest.
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