I'd like to meet:

A Prayer for the stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work ...12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember that ... when I'm having a really really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them

FUCK YOU!

Music:

I listen to just about everything, but I prefer bayarea rap. " I smoke backwoods blunt's cuz they the most expensive me no work dont touch no nut's and wrenches. Yes I pimp bitch and no I didn't rent this."

Movies:

Good Fella's

Books:

The Little Engine THat Could