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*UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 9/22/07* Please do not try and friend request me with a bunch of hoochies on your myspace top friends,that is RIDICULOUS! A female either has to be attention hungry or just plain dumb to accept a friend request to a mans myspace with nothing but half naked hoochies all over it,guns,gang signs,a picture section entitled "me and my ho's",constant sex references,or anything of the like. You are obviously just friend requesting random females to add to your page collection and so why would i add myself to that? I mean i understand that most likely in the real world you wouldn't be able to bag half those chicks and so here on Myspace it makes you feel like King Ding A Ling when you log in and see all these hot half naked chicks on your friends list,but come on now,it's not real. If someone were to see me on your page,what would they think? What would they assume being that i associate myself with someone like that? Sorry,i can't get down with that. Dont send me the message saying something like "hey beautiful can i get to know you?" or "wassup ma" or "you're the most stunning thing on myspace". Nicca please you just sat there and sent that same message to about 30 other myspace chicks if not more than that! I don't have time for someone trying to "get at me",yet at the same time i don't really have any close friends and would love to have a handful of positive NON SMOKING NON DRINKING females and males to hang out with,and yes NON SMOKING includes weed too. Occasionally going out to eat,out to movies,to certain events,and to do things with our kid's would quite possibly be fine also. If you plan to become a friend to me i am telling you now... I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU,I AM NOT KISSING YOU,I AM NOT TRYING TO EVEN LOOK AT YOU IN THAT WAY,so don't try and then get mad when you feel your time is wasted. I can't begin to tell you how many arguments have ensued over my "not wanting to be an adult and give it up". Wow for you to even be trippin off of one chick givin it to you either you got some serious sex issues or you just don't get any at all! I am not in a relationship at this time,and so to a level headed person,obviously that would mean that i am not having sex,but apparently the way society is nowadays i need to actually post those words on here. I have been through some things and yes that does influence my decision,but it does not make that decision for me. I made that decision for myself. So please understand that at this time i am open to meeting new people and will accept some friend requests,but if you are willing to take that step of being in my life as a friend then you need to respect what i am trying to do. Don't say here and there "whats the point of waiting,we're grown folk dont deprive yourself" or anything like that,don't try to take me to clubs and "open my horizons". I dont wan't to go,and i won't go. There is nothing worth my time in there for me. I'm serious,i'm a Taurus and so i am stubborn and pretty stuck in my beliefs when i believe in something,and i do like to argue my point if you test me,so dont try and convince me to do something that i don't want to do please! I don't know what else to say right now,i am simply trying to avoid the myspace dudes that try and holla. PLEASE DON'T COME AT ME WITH THAT BECAUSE IT IS SOOO ANNOYING. there are plenty of females on here that WILL go for that,so let's make both of us happy and not waste MY time with that. I am not trying to seem like some cold and heartless person,i am the exact opposite of that,but if you are a man seriously interested in getting to know me on a more personal level,then to be honest i don't think the above would even apply to you because i wouldn't expect you would even come at me like that. if,in fact,you are a man that is.*UPDATE ENDED 9/22/07*Well im just a girl,im a homebody most comfortable in my own space. I'm a goof,a mom,a wanna be dancer,and a wanna be rapper,although my chances are better at being the dancer than being the rapper. I cant rap really,i just saw 8-mile and all of a sudden i was like,"i can do that!" so now when im out i just rap about stuff. i rap about traffic,about men,about crazy killer clowns,whatever! wanna sample?? So i came across this site and i thought it might be nice,to join the hype,take a bite cause a nibble's just too light,so i joked it while i posted put my picture on my page,in my inbox fell a 60 year old blind-deaf guy named Dave,i was amazed,what are the odds of meeting someone blind and deaf,2 minutes later jumped my inbox with a blind deaf guy named Jeff,since those two,i've met a few,more of crazy myspace peeps,like the siamese twin without a sibling and the triple testeed sheep,now im hooked i've gotta say so i get on everyday,hey dont you look at me that way!,as if you've never gone astray,met a sheep you thought was sweet rented a suite climbed in the sheets,got your jollys off with dolly,oh wait you're right that does sound weird,i've grown a beard!,and now it seems, im running out of things to scream,so i will stop,but just for now,i'll blog my other thoughts somehow!Hahahahaa,that was just me typing down whatever came in my head real fast,you should try it sometime,its actually fun,especially when you're doing it in the car freestyling out loud to yourself and you look over to see the old lady in the beaten up doo doo brown pinto next to you staring deep inside your mouth with confusion in her lazy eyes. (not a typo,she really has TWO lazy eyes) Anyway,you can leave comments on my page or on my pics,i dont accept friend requests from people who arent really my friends because then i would be a liar wouldnt i? here i am saying i have 200 friends,and 198 of them are people i dont even know,1 of them is my mom,and the other is little Ray Ray from up the street who hacked himself into my computer and MADE himself one of my friends. thats just sad isnt it? so no requests for me to be your friend if i dont even know you,i will be flattered,but i will still say no,unless you send a good enough reason along,then i will read the reason,but i will still say no. If you could'nt already tell im a very goofy and silly kinda gal,but only around those im most comfortable with,other than that i am very shy and quiet,to myself. Just to throw something in here because i seem to receive a lot of "friend" requests,im not your Myspace M.I.L.F so dont try it. I have two sons,which in translation means that i have no time for YOU,so dont ask. If i do get some free time then it is usually spent on ME,because its MY free time,so why would i crowd my only free time with you all up in my space? So no,you cant date me. And no,we probably cant be friends aside from Myspace,unless you have a vagina,and by that i mean the vagina must be permanently attached to you. Please,dont think that i am mean,i am not,i just mean what i say. Ahh,you like that comment dont you?? Thats mine,i just thought it up so dont steal it! Feel free to read through my blog section,i post random thoughts from time to time.
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Pregnant And Not Sure What To Do?

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Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:08:00 GMT

My Late Night Thoughts

 i'm in the mood,that kind of mood,where i want to write about him      these thoughts have kept me up so late and now i'm here to jot them      i wish that instead of typing this i had him here to ju...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 01:57:00 GMT

OPEN YOUR MIND....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGcAzX9E3qU we see only SNIPPETS of a 51 minute video filmed by their son,but she went through this EVERY DAY. should children be forced to stand as a silen...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:34:00 GMT

OPEN YOUR EYES....

OPEN YOUR EYES... Current mood: angry Category: Life family stands around as the casket lowers down, there's not a dry eye nor a face that's not paired with a frown, she looks at her surrounded by ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:34:00 GMT

he loves me

 he loves me,somewhere there is a guy who will hear this song that is playing while i am writing this,and somewhere he will think of me and wish that he could tell me these things in person,...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:47:00 GMT

If you have ever or are thinking of having an ABORTION...

YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE AND NOW NOT BE A MOTHER?   you think that you can live your life and now not be a mother but let me set the record straight since i'm the one who'll suffer ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:58:00 GMT

Who Knew?

Ok so this is my little piece written to the beat of Pink's song entitled "Who Knew?". Mine is also entitled "Who Knew?" as i also kept a few of the lyrics the same too. I felt those lyrics captured w...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:54:00 GMT

My Other Celebrity Look Alikes

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:38:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:57:00 GMT

The Honest Homeless Guy

haha,you've got to be kidding me. today i was driving,on my way home,when just before entering the tunnel off of new york and new jersey ave's in nw washington dc,i see this homeless guy. just your av...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 23:35:00 GMT