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Stiffler's Mom

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About Me

pulpitation of another kind
I am the infamous Alicia, I am 20.
I'm Irish Filipino Chinese not [insert race here].
I do not laugh, I snort -- a character attribute [or rather, defect] I have gradually become notorious for. I am an emotional eater. I get the Hibby Jibbies when I feel the urge to pee.
The bane of my existence[bahaha!] is the fact that I have Eczema. Not the most glam of ailments but I'm glad I don't have STI's. But whatever, I'm dealing learning to deal with it albeit it is the main reason for my mood swings. Therefore, when I itch, I bitch. That simple.
I swear a lot. Mostly because of [refer above] stress related causes. If you don't party we can't be friends.
I find amusement in ridiculing Asians who clump together it irritates the shit out of me, stereotypes, attention whores [like that Drama student in the audience from the Indiana Jones play, I hope you get a Venereal Disease], and trend sluts [i am one myself, but im cool as], as well as making other individuals feel inferior. I am blatantly honest and that often makes others feel like fuck turds, which is gay status but it vacuums that I am apathetic to their sentiment.

I've been told I have pretty big boobs for an Asian girl. But hey, I'm not complaining. I love my girls.
How to make a Leeesh
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts joy

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
Please check out my store and buy my shit! PLEASE! I'm poor!I have too many pretty clothes that I refuse to give to charity. So check my store frequently for new stuff that I'll be selling.Thanks.

My Interests

Racism is silly and uncool. Who cares what color someone's skin is...as long as they're really really really good looking

I'd like to meet:

hey i can dream can't i?Pharrell Williams... So I can F his brains out. No seriously.
And any beautiful chocolate man. ;)
Hahahahahaha Vicki Pollard Rachel Bilson Jake Gyllenhall Paris Latsis Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Nicole Richie The Olsen Twins Sean Paul

Music:

boogie down now I ♥ :

Movies:

Movies Make Me Lose Control

Television:

Regular Brain Downtime