[hannahface]

This page is literally me in images. It's not about me at all.
I like to be so close to a painting that u have to move your head as far as you can to see the whole image.
"i understand that scissors can beat paper and i get how rock can beat scissors. but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college-ruled notbook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, asshole."
"you're the puppet master, and we are but mere puppets"
Dennis Benniman 4th Jan '06