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I want to be a sex symbol on my own terms

Some People just make me want to kill.

About Me

I'm a human male, or at least I was last time I checked.
I have skin.
I breathe regularly to stay alive.
Sometimes I go through short periods in which I dont remember anything and appear to be unconscious. Usually this is the result of alcohol but sometimes its this thing called sleep.
I take pictures, make music, make letters into words into sentences into pages of words that usually have some sort of meaning, and communicate through my mouth, though if you get me really angry I might de-evolve a little bit and through globs of my shit at you.
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My Interests

Not getting horribly mangled in a multi car pile up.
Not accidentally severing my neck with a weed whacker.
Not mistaking butter for dog urine, or vica versa.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm...I really didnt get on here to meet people so much as to keep in touch with people im to lazy to call, but I'd like to meet anyone and everyone provided they dont suck. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ ..

Music:

Punk Bands from the late 70's/early 80's that went somewhere, like... The Damned Dead Kennedies Joy Division The Buzzcocks The Stranglers The Misfits Punk Bands from the late 70's/early 80's that went nowhere, like... The Adverts The Chronics The Ruts 999 The Wierdos Acid Trippy, Expiremental, Bizzare, or hard to classify stuff like... Melt Banana Aphex Twin Dillenger Escape Plan The Locust Xiu Xiu Artists like... Harry Nilsson David Bowie Cab Calloway Sufjan Stevens Louie Armstrong Good Stuff, like Spoon Jefferson Airplane The Beatles The Who Radiohead Random stuff Like Of Montreal Belle and Sebastian Death From Above 1979 / MSTRKRFT These Arms Are Snakes Beirut
And a bunch of other shit.

Movies:

Generally I like a movie if it has a good plot, decent acting, cool cinematography, or really really hardcore Animal on Man anal sex.
I really Really REALLY like the movies of... Akira Kurosawa Sergio Leone Francios Truffaut Woody Allen
Stanley Kubric

I also like
Masters of the Flying Guillotine Night of the Living Dead Kids Casablanca Spinal Tap Dead Alive Manchurian Candidate(orignal) Night of the Hunter M Evil Dead 2 Gremlins The Maltese Falcon A Scanner Darkly The First Ten Minutes of Suspira Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert I Heart Huckabees Killer Condom Everything is Illuminated Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Deer Woman Not really on that last one. That Movie sucks. Its about a woman who kills people by turning into a deer while shes having sex with them. And its not nearly as good as that sounds.

Television:

When I watch TV, its a TV show that I have on DVD. I hate the act of watching TV. Da Ali G Show Arrested Devolpment The Office (english version) The Animal Planet Puppy Bowl What it cooler then watching 16 dogs piss and shit all over a room made up to look like a football stadium? Well, alot of things, but its cooler then watching most of the shit on Tv.

Books:

Joseph Conrad Dashiell Hammett Cervantes Kafka Tolstoy Fyodor Dostoyevsky Poe Joseph Heller when he's on Beckett Goethe Scott Adams Swift Voltaire Douglas Adams Philip K Dick
And too much shit to list here.

Heroes:

There are heroes and there are idols. Mrs. Durfee was a hero. I dont have idols. But I am a fan of...
Bukowski. Burroughs. Groucho Marxand all the other famous druggie geniuses who did things like accidently shoot and kill thier wifes while strung out on herion playing 'Willian Tell', get an STD from a prostitute at 13, and drink to oblivion, get in bar fights, have sex with European chicks who came to America just to meet you, then go home and write incredibly deep poetic metaphors about taking a shit.

My Blog

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These are some pictures I used/took for differnt projects form my Photo 111 class.The class was Black and White, but these are either toned or ones I like better in colour.and black and whitethese are...
Posted by I want to be a sex symbol on my own terms on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:04:00 PST