You probably don't know me. Unless you do. Then there you go. Em is the shorthand, it works well so go with it. Living in Chi-Town, currently in Rogers Park by the ever-pretty lake. I'm an espresso (there's no fucking X in it, goddamn it) bitch at Barnes & Noble in Skokie; the yuppies make me crave a sniper rifle, but my fellow peons make it bearable. I draw gay porn on the side to make some cash. (No, really.) I'm currently going to Columbia, though I have no idea what my major is. I love bugs. Don't squish them around me. Seriously, I'll cut you.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone with a proper level of sarcasm and a geeky streak, though not so much that you like... don't bathe. Because, c'mon. That's just not cool, people. Really....Fuckin' shower already.
