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I like dirt. It doesn't taste that great, but
it sure is a blast to drive in.
Staring up at the night sky is a newfound hobby
of mine. Specifically, for hours at a time, long
enough to see several shooting stars or a
satellite or two fly by. I used to see satellites
all the time, but I've not seen any lately..
I find humor in the irony of seeing a Native
American wearing wranglers and a cowboy hat.
I've grown to really like the way strong wind sounds
blowing at 3am. I'd allow it to put me to sleep if
I didn't prefer to just listen to it constantly
growing and dying in intensity.
Since I was 9 I've remembered that the distance from
Earth to the Sun is about 93 million miles, that
Mercury is too close to the Sun to ever see without a
special telescope and that it takes about 7 minutes for
the sun's light to reach the Earth, just so I could
pretend I knew what the hell I was talking about when
the smart kids would try to fuck with me.
I know the speed of light in miles per hour
(669,600,000mph). Why?
I only curse in writing. Seldom will you hear anything
other than proper grammar escape my lips because it's
a sign of a weak vocabulary, and I don't like being
heard like that. Rather, I will run your ass up the
tree of logic and leave you scared up there til the
fireman comes to get you.
I hate cell phones most of the time. Some
days I just listen to it ringing in my pocket
and I don't even look at it - know why? Cuz
that thing ain't the boss of me, that's why.
I'll answer when I want. And I really like the
ring tones I make for it.
I hope I never mature. I don't like adults, I
despise authority, and I really enjoy the
feeling of carelessness.
Speaking of which, I used to drive really fast but
now I'm the probably dude you're honking at and
passing up on the road. I just realized that
the difference in time you save by driving like a
jackass is really not worth what could happen..
However, that only applies to roads with
streetlights. Traveling 20 over on a 400 mile trip
will get you there about an hour sooner. If I've
really gotta pee, and then wanna catch a movie,
that's totally worth it. 30 over is even better.
Am I obsessed with the end of the world?
Who isn't? It's hard to ignore. This world
is a scary place to be right now.. There are
extremists on both sides waging holy wars,
denying common sense and science, and they've
got millions of ignorant fuckers following them.
Meanwhile, our planet is getting ready to self
destruct right under our feet. it's a scary time.
But then again, every generation thinks it's the
last one, right? My grandkids will laugh at me
for this because it's gonna be way worse for them.
I'm keeping up with the movement to hold our
factions of our government responsible for
failing to protect us on 9/11. There has yet
to be a real investigation of the biggest
crime in American history. The 9/11 Commission
report is a joke. I don't understand how a
government and a military too incompetant to
prevent or even hinder the attack was somehow
miraculously able to solve the crime, identify
the culprits AND start writing the patriot act
so damned quickly (the names and photos of the
supposed highjackers was made public September
12...) Anyway - I'm crazy. Don't get me wrong
though.. I'm not slandering the abilities of
our friends and family in the armed forces..
Just who they report to..
I've learned that the best way to know who you
are and how you've lived is to write it out.
So no, I didn't write this because I was bored.
I don't get bored contrary to popular belief.
On top of all the other shit I freak out about
constantly, now I'm beginning to fear for our
youth; You kids are all sluts and perverts! Haha.
Part of me loves it because of the psychological
instabilities I get to witness everyday, the other
parts, scared effin' silly, cuz seriously, I don't
plan on having the ability to walk at an old age,
so who's gonna be pushing my wheelchair.
Nevermind I'll have an electric one. No worries!
I had to learn to love myself in order to survive.
I sometimes stop, when I'm driving on a freeway
somewhere, just to look at all the cars around me
and think about how bizarre it is that each one
has a different person in it, living a different
life, seeing everything through their own pair of
eyes and thinking about whatever random shit people
think about. There are so many of them and for
just a few minutes they're all heading in the
same direction.
I enjoy the simple beauty of such a realization
because it makes me think that peace on such a large
scale is actually possible. But we all have dreams,
right?
I wish I could live a hundred lives and learn
something completely different each time, get
shitloads of perspectives on life.. be rich, be
poor, be a scientist, or an athlete. There is so
much more to life than we could ever understand,
but that shouldn't stop us from trying to understand
it.
These days, I watch MTV or go to rock shows and
feel like I'm at the women's quarterfinals of some
silly gymnastics competition. Making mucic is hard,
but holy hell- how many bands will it take to realize
that men talking like women is not the new cool.
While I'm not religious, I sometimes like listening
to Christian rock songs, because where they see God
in their lyrics, I see her. I envy the fact that
I didn't come up with a line to describe her as they
have for God.
I love peanut butter and honey sandwiches.
I miss rollerblading and tennis, once upon a time
I was pretty damned good. I still like to jump
off of high things.
I think I'm a dork and I often wonder what people are
thinking or saying about me when I'm not around.
I sometimes am overwhelmed by the feeling that
everyone around me hates me.
I don't mind being short, I'd actually rather be
short than tall, people don't expect much from
the little guy so there's an element of surprise.
I can't stand biggots or homophobes. If you call
people faggots, please delete me from your list
and don't ever talk to me.
I've only wanted to hit someone in the face with
a baseball bat a couple of times in my whole
life and that's the god's honest truth. I nearly
had the chance twice..
I hate when people make spelling errors on
signs, and I hate when people type shit like
"U R" instead of "you are or you're" - I like
when people know the difference between there,
their, and they're... but I can't blame people
for being confused.
I think it's strange how we in America think we
live some unrestricted, free lifestyle when we
aren't even allowed to curse or show breasts on
television. They don't show anything real about
war on television.. It's just pretty fireballs
bathed in that sick green of nightvision cameras.
Why not show people bleeding? Why not show the
tragic results of innocent families losing loved
ones? What's the worst that could happen? Oh,
that's right, people might actually think war
is a bad thing and not support it. Then where
will all the defense contractors make their
billions..?
I believe the history books will portray 2001
as the onset of world war 3 and the people
responsible for all of it will watch from their
Lazy Boys, dreaming of how they'll spend
their earnings.
By the way, if you're one of those retards who
has a "BOYCOTT FRANCE" bumper sticker, or you
say the words "FREEDOM FRIES" with a straight
face - you should start a petition to give the
Statue of Liberty back to the French.
It's surprising how many people never learned
that little fact about the main symbol of our
country.
I like watching documentaries about history
and wars. I love guns but I kinda hate violence.
I have read the bible front to back, something
most christians I know haven't done. I think
there have been mass extinctions (near-
extinctions, I should say) of human beings on
this planet before, and I think it will happen
again.
I like fishing but I never catch anything.
Someday I'd like to fly a plane, and I'll be
damned if I don't skydive before I turn 24.
I can admit when I'm wrong, but I never need to
because I'm never wrong ;)
I love how fragile everything is but I hate when
my shit breaks!
I enjoy time alone - I love taking walks by
myself and listening to music in my car for long
periods of time.
I think it sucks that people don't really collect
CD's anymore. Downloading is cool and all, but I
don't think I’ll ever stop collecting CD's.
I remember growing up staring at record covers and
shuffling through albums and I think of how that
helped shape me. I'll be damned if my kids are
going to discover music by flipping through a
binder of burned CDR's. I love my Ipod like I love
my Oreos, it's basically just a tiny CD holder for
me because I bought legal copies of (almost)
everything on it.
I've learned it's okay sometimes to say "I don't
know". I used to get in trouble by my parents for
saying it all the time, but now, sometimes, I
truthfully do not know.
I get really shy sometimes and people think I'm
an asshole because I don't talk to them, but
that's just not it at all. I guess I'm just one
of those types of people.
I'm really sarcastic but I know when to allow
myself to be sincere and vulnerable. I don't
mind people knowing about personal stuff, as
long as they know only what I choose to disclose.
I think it's terrible how little respect some
people have for personal boundaries sometimes.
I've been told I am very masculine and very
feminine - which I take as a great compliment.
I've been hit on by gay guys on several occasions,
which I also think is flattering. OOOPS, just bought
myself a ticket to burn in Hell for acting like
gay people should be treated equal. Why do I keep
doing that!?
I hate when people use the word "gay" when describing
something that's messed up. I think it's crazy that
people still hurt each other based on who they choose
to have sex with, or what color they are. we've come
so far, but we still do that shit. Boggles my mind.
Okay, that's enough about gay people. You shouldn't
be mean to them. Same with black guys. Black guys are
neat, so be nice to them, comprende?
I think the world would be a much happier, safer
place if it were run by women.
I hate talking about tattoos, and I don't respect
having one to have one. Chinese symbols are dumb so
no matter what they say, get the fuck over it.
Better yet, invest in a laser removal procedure.
I'm my own critic. No one beside myself will ever
be allowed to be. That's one of the many reasons
you need to take my opinions into consideration.
I think the ass is my least favorite part of the
human body.
I like brown eyes the most, because most people that
have them are ignorant and often reluctant to their
intricate design. I belive I'm the only one that
can say I've looked into "her" eyes and seen the
detail that's actually there, and not just called
them beautiful for a cheap rise.
I'm fascinated by doctors and surgery and
psychology, but scared shitless by all of it at the
same time. Did you know that the human brain smells
really bad?
I have broken a few hearts into little bits, but
like they say- if you wanna make an omlette, ya
gotta break some eggs. I wish my heart was a lot
stronger than it is.
I love a good joke, but I have trouble telling
them well and even more trouble remembering them in
the first place.
I believe in ghosts, but I'm not sure if I believe
they are what most people think they are.
I think it's really sad that some people look back
on their school days as the best times of their
lives. I will never attend a high school reunion,
so if you're organizing one, leave me alone.
I don't consider myself to be very tough, like a
fighter or anything, but I love pain and I would
never let anything happen to anyone I love. I used
to have a habit of going off on people for just the
smallest reason but I'm past that now.
But I still get strong urges to just fucking throw
down, and probably wouldn't hesitate to do it if
pushed.
I like designing stuff. My first major in college
was graphic design and dammit, I've changed my
major too much. I'll be in school 5 years longer
than my initial hope by the time I'm done.
The world's coming to an end. IT IS! Haha... bird
flu, global warming, nukes, hurricanes, bush and
his gang, etc... I get too wrapped up in all of it
sometimes and I start to go a little nutty.
Watching the news is sometimes like a hobby for me.
Did you know the government just passed a law making
it ok for the NSA to harvest and compile personal data
from social networking sites (like MySpace)? I
think that's pretty creepy.
I think it sucks that anything other than the "official
story" is considered a crazy conspiracy theory.
There's so much to both sides of every story and
it disgusts me to see how complacent people can be
in our country.
The fact that more people vote for American Idol
than for the president makes me want to vomit.
I think it's funny that some people think someone
who criticizes the government isn't patriotic, when the
people's freedom to ask questions and demand
accountability is the basis of a democracy.
I think it's funny that we're so high tech but we
still wipe shit off our asses with paper, and then we
wash our hands with anti-bacterial soap. Makes no
sense.
My least favorite thing in the world is when I’ve lost
something and I’m looking everywhere to find it.
I think music, art and comedy are magical in their
ability to shape the way people think; Influencing
their decision-making, and therefore changing the
world.
I think it's very sad when people don't seek out new
things, or when they're happy eating up whatever is
being spoon fed to them. Music in particular - there
are so many records out there to discover that if you
started listening to them, non-stop, back to back from
the moment you were born until the second you died,
you wouldn't have heard even a tiny fraction of it
all. That makes me sad a little bit, to know there are
so many songs I’ll never hear but at least I know
it's not because I didn't try.
Shhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone but there's a worldwide
race going on to weaponize space. What happens then?
I like to get things done myself and I can be a control
freak. I know that about myself and frankly, I dig it.
I think I might be manic depressive. But it's a part of
my personality and therefore I'm in debt to it.
I used to have thoughts of suicide on a daily basis,
but as I’ve gotten older and passed through more and
more dark periods, I’ve learned that nothing is ever
as bad as it seems at first, everything has a way of
fixing itself and that giving up would be a terrible
thing to put my family and friends through.
I hate when people ignore kids who are depressed,
or when they think a kid has nothing to be depressed
about. Nobody but that kid knows what's going on in
his/her head, that time is so difficult, and I’m
surprised and grateful for having made it through
mine.
Emo though.. Heh, nevermind..
I manage to love living without the aid of belief in
a higher power. I know that's not right for everyone
and though I hate the wars and the tragedy that
religions have caused, I don't hate religion or
spirituality and I don't think people who believe in
god are stupid. I actually kind of envy them.. I wish
I could believe in something like that, but I can't.
I believe in myself, and I believe in instinctual
goodness that all people have. I've found it and pride
myself in the fact that I've gotten where I am today
and achieved all that I have without the help of
someone, or something.
I think evolution is the only explaination for why I
have nipples and a tailbone, and whales have thumb
bones. Special note to religious extremists who think
science is the devil's distraction: The whole "If we
evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist?"
is a completely idiotic argument and you need to go
back to school.
I think I’m getting sharper and more optimistic every
day, even to the point where I’m looking forward to
tomorrow, no matter who I'm in company with.
I believe in happy accidents and coincidences. Those
make me happy :)
I'm obsessed with balance and duality. The idea that
good can't exist without bad.. and you can never know
how great you can feel unless you know just how far
you can fall. I think sometimes about how crazy it is
that if I had decided to do something else, or go
somewhere other than where I went one day, my life
would be completely different. Think about where you
are right now and try to trace your steps back, I’m
sure you'll come up with a long, long list of people
you should say thanks to.
I always get weird around my birthday. I get real
self analytical and dangerously introspective, and I
examine everything about who I am and who I want to be.
I believe in aliens, but I don't think they've ever
been here. I take that back.
I find body language completely enthralling.
I still have dreams where I can fly.
I don't believe in having idols. I have smelled
celebrities, they smell just as bad, or worse than me...
I'm still someone you're parents would adore and
no matter the circumstances I'm more me than you're
you.