Sirbutlust

I use this site to save my rotten.com’s daily rotten news comments and artwork so i can enjoy them for future years to come. Perhaps one day, when i am autopsied and people with any sense of creativity are obselete, they will study my odd shaped brain and college kids will have classes reading my blogs and debate weather i was creative or just insane.

Also should you be inclined, feel free to vote for me for president in 2012 as the other two will be duds. Heres a overview of my policies id like to put in place that ive mentioned in some of my blogs...

No parking lots for bars, or windows or doors. Instead access will be granted by a series of tubes that people will enter like those futurama tubes and be sucked to and from the bar, eliminating drunk driving. Useless welfare recieving fat people will get jobs being sucked to and from within the tubes cleaning the insides of the tubes with there massive body frames in case riding the tubes makes drunks vomit on the tubes.

Kids are getting lazier, stupider, more spoiled, and fatter. My program "kids with tools" for kids will be to have them work in labor camps after school from ages 5-25. Work will depend on how smart they are and how old. Students will find it harder to take up drugs, smoking, drinking, and getting pregnate if they spend all day in school and then digging new sewer ditches. This will also cause them to miss the yearly "kids with tools motavational parade of marching" (KWTMPOM) which will feature fine russian like music, dreary floats and lots of grey uniforms with funny hats with marching.

I will put tax dollers to work to make this gaget that will make all humans sterile. the implant will go in the right upper leg and prevent sperm or eggs from beign fertile and productive until the person takes a test to deactivate it at a parental resorce center. (like the DMV just called the PRC, but there will be the same long lines and ugly smelly people). at a young age all male and females will be required to recieve this implant. at 16 they will take a class in sex ed on parenting. if they pass this will be noted on the permentant record. after they are married they will be put on a two year waiting list to have there implants removed. this will give them time to live to gether and weed out the quick divorcees. this will also weed out the need for just about everytype of abortions except for maybe if the mothers life is in danger. abortion doctors will be freed up of work and be required to be clerks at PRC centers. welfare will be drastically reduced. alchol and drug addicts will not procreate due to laziness to take the test to remove the implant. stupid people wont have kids becuase the directions to the PRC will require some intelligence and problem solving skills. and in my secret corrupt money making agenda i will sell the technology to the fbi for them to use the implants as tracking devices. everyone wins!

Fixing the iraq problem. (in play form)

president sirbutlust to iran- "hey iran, iraq called you a bunch of wussies who wear out of date colored burkas and smell bad"

Iran - "they did!?!"

president sirbutlust "hey iraq, iran says your a bunch of morons who look like poop heads and coulndt fire a gun if you wanted too"

Iraq- "they said what?"

irag and iran fight each ohter in a long war that usa stays out of and just watches from afar. everyone is happy, problme solved.

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