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Dick Holbrook: So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It!

It's myself in a box!

About Me


Full Name: Reverend Richard John Kenneth Holbrook IV
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Have tattoos?: I have a stack of them
Have piercings?: none intentional
Have a BF GF? you know it
Own a thong? : technically. . .
Wear perfume?: I'm a boy. . . it's called cologne
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: yes
Put a body part on fire for amusement: I didn't do it, but it was my body part
Been hurt emotionally: -next-
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Jessica Rabbit!!!! MMMMMMM!!!!!
FAVORITE
Fav Color: Green
Day/Night: doubleheader?
Summer/Winter: solstice?
Lace or Satin: panties?
Cartoon Character: Michigan J. Frog
Fave Food: Meat
Fave Advertisement: Rock Paper Scissors
Fave Drink: Cherry Cola
Breakfast Food: Eggs
ice Cream: Chocolate
Fave sport: Baseball
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: boxers & wifebeater
Eating: whatever I find in my teeth
Drinking:
Thinkin about: jackin' it
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: ...
Worn jeans: 2 pairs
Met someone New online: no
Done laundry: no
Drove a car: lots
Talked on the phone: no, it died
Kissed someone: lots
Said "I love you": yes
Picked a wedgie?: lots
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: yes, I believe I exist
Your friends: I believe they exist too
Santa Claus: I believe in Germans too
Tooth Fairy: confirmed dead
Angels: only the Victoria's Secret ones
Ghosts:
UFO' s : I seen one
God: Me?
love at first sight?: no
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: Dick
Do you like anyone?: not at all
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Stolle?
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Mike Staib
Who's the loudest: Tracy & Gloria: Glacy. . . . . Troria
Are you close to any family members?: I came out of one
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? family
Who do you hang out with the most?: depends on where I am
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: dog
Let's run through: the numbers
Let's look at the: facts
What a nice: ass
Where did all the: money go?
When will they: die?
Why can't you: die?
Silly, little: thing
Show me some: booty
The sky: is falling
Tell me: the truth
Hide me: , Anne Frank
Love me: physically?
I hate your stupid: cock
My mom thinks you're: die?
She's not:
Are you that: guy? Who is this guy?
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
Scruff or Clean shaved: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Blondes or Brunets: Red
Tall or Short: Both
Pants or Shorts: nope
Night or Day: night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: tits
Last person you slow danced with: MaryEllen or Lisa
Worst Question To Ask: That was great! What's your name again?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Uhhhh. . . me. Well, I don't really know about me, so I guess I'll just ramble. I'm Dick, I hail from Riverhead, NY which is way out east on Long Island and I am at SUNY Oswego. I'm a dual citizen of America and Britain. Any other questions? just ask! I'm an open book, so ask me anything you want.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are cool and not afraid of someone a little out of the ordinary.
Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Music:

Too many bands to list. . . basically any classic rock, especially British. Oh and musicals. I like thems too.

Movies:

This is my out of date DVD collection (in alphabetical order): 28 Days Later, 40-Year-Old Virgin, A Dirty Shame, Airplane!, American Beauty, Anchorman, The Aristocrats, Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III, Baseketball, Bedazzled, Billy Madison, Capote, Catch Me If You Can, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Clue, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Cruel Intentions 2, D2: The Mighty Ducks, D3: The Mighty Ducks, Desperado, Dick, Dirty Love, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dodgeball, Dogma, Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, El Mariachi, Election, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eurotrip, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fiddler on the Roof, Forest Gump, Garden State, The Girl Next Door, Groundhog Day, Happy Endings, Happy Gilmore, A Hard Days Night, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Identity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, The Life of David Gale, Little Nicky, Little Shop of Horrors (1960), Little Shop of Horrors (1986 musical), Mallrats, Man of La Mancha, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Mars Attacks, Mean Girls, The Mighty Ducks, Murder by Death, My Blue Heaven, Mystery Men, Napoleon Dynamite, Not Another Teen Movie, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Office Space, Old School, The Producers (1968), The Producers (2005 musical), Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Saved!, Saw, Se7en, Short Circuit, Shrek, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Spider-man, Spider-man 2, The Stepford Wives, Swimming with Sharks, Team America World Police, The Terminal, Tommy, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Vanilla Sky, The War of the Roses, Wedding Crashers, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wildthings, Wildthings 2, Wildthings 3: Diamonds in the Rough, X2, X-Men

Television:

Brett & Dick

Books:

Books. . . books. . . Last time I was in Borders, I bought a gong.

Heroes:

Pa

My Blog

Yeah right. . .

I have a hard enough time keeping on web log, let alone a 2nd. I hope you don't plan on my updating this one.
Posted by Dick Holbrook: So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST