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franK!

comeback of the year!

About Me

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me! Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.  My yo-yo, it never came back!  When I was a kid I got no respect. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake.  He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through." My mother had morning sickness after I was born. My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette. - rodney dangerfield

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people without DRAMA!
people who can laugh at themselves!
People with humility don't think less of themselves - they just think about themselves less.– Ken Blanchard
independents

someone born on October 1st!
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain." - Maya Angelou

Music:

kickstart my ROCK n rollin heart! fan of all types of music really. and got to have it!

Movies:

I enjoy comedies of all kinds very much =) absolutely love comedy.

Television:


Books:

more a fan of magazines; guy magazines that is. Cargo, Blender, Stuff, Maxim, Mens Health, Co-Ed, Details,

Heroes:

Tom CRUISE! maybe David Hasselhoff, Joey Tribiani, Landon from the Real World, etc.

My Blog

PARTY BUS! 2-0-0-7

   
Posted by franK! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:58:00 PST

be not nobody

part of the intro of Richard Bach's book 'Illusions': "Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. The current of the river swept silently over them all - young ...
Posted by franK! on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

10 signs you've gone too far with the Myspace thing!

1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable am...
Posted by franK! on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:19:00 PST

like...im soooo dying to know!

-------YES or NO Ugly? :Kind? :Loud? :Shy? :Weird? :Selfish? :Ghetto? :Crazy?:Nice? :Mean?:Immature? :Rude?:Cool? :Stupid? :Caring? :Mature? :A friend? :More than a friend? :Talkative? :Boring? :Hott ...
Posted by franK! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No, that was perfect!

Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." Narrator: "What?" Tyler (slower, more deliberate): "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." Narrator: "Well, what do you want me to do? You just ...
Posted by franK! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TAKE THIS SPECTACULAR QUIZ OF MINE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE THIS SPECTACULAR QUIZ OF MINE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Current mood: amused 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would y...
Posted by franK! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST