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Well, if you're reading this you probably want to know a bit of me so i'll do my best...My name is Victoria, i like it cause i was name after an uncle =D i love to read, go to the movies and pass time talking with my friends, I always try to be honest so there won't be any misundestanding in what i'm saying XD ahem.. My life consists on a daily laugh that shows the world what i'm made of, happiness and never taking things too seriously. Immaturity isn't so bad, but always knowing when to behave. I love to be lazy hahaha but hey I also want a pony and we can't always have what we want ^^ so i have to get up and get some things done before i can go and trow myself in a couch =DI can describe myself as a nice person, if I love you i'll do what i can to make you happy XD hahaha what you see is what you get! I love to eat fruits! right now with all the heat in here! grapefruits have become my favorite! I also LOVE to drink diet coke hahaha not that i'm on diet or anything it's just that i'm simply addicted to it hahaha seriuosly it isn't normal but i can't help it!hahaha alsoo i love to talk talk talk hahaha ( Â¬Â¬ as you probably notice by now) but don't worry i also like to hear, sometimes it's better n.n.I'm soo easily impressed XD hahahaha so don't wonder what i'm doing if i just stare at the nothing beholding the inmortality of the crab xD hahaha ok, I guess that's it for now maybe later i'll update this thing! hehehe.p.s. I love being sarcastic XD hahahaha
Bueno, si estas leyendo esto es porque probablemente te interesa saber un poco de mi asi que hare lo mejor...Mi nombre es Victoria, me gusta porque me lo pusiseron en honor a mi tio =D me encanta leer, ir al cine y pasar tiempo platicando con mis amigos, siempre trato de ser honesta para que asi no haya malentendidos en lo que digo XD ahem... Mi vida consiste en una risa diaria que le muestre al mundo de lo que estoy hecha, felicidad y nunca tomo las cosas muy en serio. La inmadurez no esta tan mal, pero siempre y cuando sepas cuando comportarte. Me encanta ser floja jajajaa pero ey! tambien quiero un pony y no siempre se puede tener todo lo que se quiere ^^ asi que me tengo que levantar, terminar una que otra cosa antes de que pueda ir a aventarme a un sofa =DMe puedo describir como una buena persona, si es que te quiero hare todo lo que pueda para hacerte feliz XD jajaja lo que ves es lo que recibes! Me encanta comer frutas! por el momento las toronjas se han convertido en mis favoritas. Tambien AMO tomar Coca Cola light jajaja no es que este a dieta o algo es solo que simplemente soy adicta a ella jajaja en serio, no es normal pero no lo puedo evitar!Jajajaa tambien me encanta hablar hablar y hablar jajajaa (como probablemente lo hayas notado ya Â¬Â¬) pero no te preocupes tambien me gusta escuchar, algunas veces es mejor n.nSoy muy facil de impresionar XD jajajaja asi que no te preguntes que estoy haciendo observando la nada contemplando la inmortalidad del cangrejo XD jajajaa ok. creo que por ahora eso es todo, quizas luego actualice esta cosa! jejeje.p.d. me encanta ser sarcastica XD jajajaja
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw

80%

Michael Myers

70%

Pinhead

70%

Freddy Krueger

60%

Hannibal Lecter

60%

Buffalo Bill

45%

Leatherface

40%

Candyman

40%

Captain Spaulding

35%

Jason Voorhees

0%
You scored as Sarcastic. You have a sarcastic sense of humor. You put an edge on your voice just to make people sound dumb or to confuse them. "Is the pope catholic? no....JEWISH!"

Sarcastic

75%

None

45%

Dirty

40%

Stupid

35%

Mean

30%
You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch

69%

Nerdy Girl

63%

Athletic Tomboy

50%

Slut

50%

Hippy

44%

Goth

38%

Preppy Girl

25%

Loser

0%
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.

Faerie

100%

Mermaid

83%

Dragon

50%

Angel

50%

Demon

42%

WereWolf

33%
You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.

Face

83%

Abs/Stomach

17%

Boobs

Butt

Penis

0%
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You Are Coke
A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.
Your best soda match: Mountain Dew
Stay away from:Dr Pepper

My Interests

I love to read!! books are my lovers XD hahha ok no that sounded weird hahaha. I also love everything that has to do with different cultures!!! i love learning languages! (even though i suck at them XD) right now i'm learning japanese it's not that difficult hehehe then i want to learn portuguese or french!!!( i'm still undecided!! please help me!! what do you think? which one should i learn first?). I love almost everything! i'm soo easy to please! hehehe doesn't take much to amuse me! i'll go "ohhh" for almost anything XD hahaha but anyway you can say i'm interested in a good picture, painting, book, song, anything that can be call art!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70%
Tralala for me!

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How to make a Vicky
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
3 parts courage
3 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
Your EQ is 160
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
You Are 68% Lady
Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners.
But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.
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Where were you born?: Chilangolandia X/ In what year?: 1988 What color is your hair?: mm right now? or naturally? What color are your eyes?: brown How tall are you?: hobbit size What size are your feet?: 7 Are they ticklish?: no...try it, i'll kick you =) What's your favorite movie?: Seven Whats your favorite TV show?: Fear Factor it's hilarious!! X3 Who's your favorite actor?: Johnny Depp Actress?: Meg Ryan Type of music?: almost every kind...almost... Artist/band?: Smashing Pumpkins Color?: purple Sport?: none X/ Food?: all i'm not allergic to XD Season: I love winter!!! School Subject?: history Do you have a best friend?: yep, the best of the best! Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: i want my lawyer! XD How many close friends do you have?: enough to make me smile! Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?: HAHAHAHAHA...coke Dogs or cats?: dogs Desparate Housewives or Gray's Anatomy?: Desperate Hoes Where were you when you first heard about the hijackings on 9/11?: in a car on my way to school Whats the furthest from home you've been?: the corner of the street XD If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?: mmm i'll go anywhere if it's for free ^^ Who was the last person who said hi to you?: Some weird lady i didn't know Made you mad?: my dog Helped you fix something?: friend Drove you somewhere?: friend Bought you something?: friend You called?: friend You Messaged?: my mom Sang to you?: my friends XD Read to you?: myself ;_; Have you ever laughed so much milk came out of your nose?: hahaha it wasn't milk X) Got gum caught in your hair?: yep u_u Ate dog food?: yes! it nutricious & deliciuous =D Kissed a dog?: everyday! Aced a test?: LOL Stayed up all night?: yes, it's horrible! Gone a day without eating?: hahaha yes Gone 2 days without brushing your teeth?: whe i was 7 maybe Can you pat your stomach and rub your head in a circle at the same time?: 0.o i suppose Stand on your hands?: ...and break my neck Wiggle your ears?: what am i? an elephant? Speak another language?: yep! now...where's my cookie? Make a wine glass hum with your fingers?: hahha who's your mama? XD Whistle?: i can try XD

I'd like to meet:

you're the PEANUT to my BUTTER,
you're the STAR to my BURST,
you're the M to my M,
your the POP to my TART,
you're the MILKY to my WAY,
you're the FRUIT to my LOOP,
you're the MILK to my DUDS,
you're the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
you're the ICE to my CREAM,
you're the GHETTO to my BOOTY,
but mostly....
you're the BEST to my FRIEND

Everybody sounds good. There always good thing to know from every person so the more the merrier.
AH yeah!! and right now i want to meet HG!!! foooooooo!
And obviously my beloved Cptn. Jack Sparrow! (Johnny Depp)

Music:

Music... well everything is cool until you bring your suckie hyper mega pop music that shouln't even be called music!! but anyways I can tolerate everything except well pop, country and heavy stuff just not my type so mmm I..ll pass on that thanks XD but ok I guess I should be naming groups so my all time favorite are..The Smashing Pumpkins me love em n.n!!

Movies:

OK movies are my yeah yeah yeah zone i love to go to the movies or simply rent them or you get the idea XD but lets see there are some movies i could see and see and never get tired and those have to be Seven, Gladiator, Amadeus, American Beauty, Wuthering Heights, almost all the Disney animated movies, Pirates of the caribean ( I love Cptn. Jack Sparrow) and lots moreee!! whoaaaaaa those movies rockkk and in anime it has to be Akira!! very good animation!!!
I also loveeee art films and ramdom stuff out there mmm foreign (==this how you spell it? =_=) movies almost everytime are worth the while! and well basically I'm a movie freak! XD

Television:

well lately I haven..t see to much television so I have no clue about new show. Anyway I can tell you for sure that i love anime (bug part of my geek side xD) and mm let's see the show i remember right now are: Monk, Dr. House, That 70's show, Friends, The simpsons and ehhhh... n.n" i don't recall anymore XD

Books:

Whoaaaaa you hit my spot XD well actually I love to many books!! so I can..t choose one T.T but belive meee reading is good for you it makes you have no friends XD ahem.. Don..t mind me cough cough...

Heroes:

Batman!! I always have said that he..s thousand times cooler that all the other freaks out there!! I mean think with me people!! he..s human no super power about him!!! and he still proofs that you only need determination to achieve your goals!!! Amen!! hahaha I got a little carried away XD

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