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Bumblebee

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Real name: Bumblebee Other known aliases: Bumble (my peeps in Japan), Volks. Occupation: Espionage and Cajun flyfishing. Current group affiliation: Autobots, the Teamsters, Up with People - we go to high schools and sing about positiviy during their lunch hour. Rank: 7 but next week I'll be promoted to fries. Past group affiliations: Minion of Lazarus. But that was in college. Major enemies: Decepticons and the PT Cruiser. First appearance: G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers #2 (Devil's Due comics), Transformers: Generation One #2 (Dreamwave comics), Transformers #1 (Marvel comics), More Than Meets The Eye (television series). Origin: Transformers #1 (Marvel comics), More Than Meets The Eye (television series). TV credits, yo. Description: I am a 15 foot tall yellow and black robot who turns into a Volkswagon Beetle. Before being reformatted by the Ark I turned into a Cybertonian car. I like lilacs in June and Stauffer's frozen spaghetti with meat sauce. (some of my parts are Italian.) I'd really like to direct my next project. You know, behind the camera.I was among the Autobots who followed Optimus Prime on his mission on board the Ark and crash landed on Earth. I remember Ironhide giving him crap when that happened. "Hey, Optimus, maybe you should transform into a decent pilot." But then Jazz made some herbal tea and it was like, all cool, you know.I heard this quote one time: "Bumblebee is physically one of the weakest of the Autobots and the most easily damaged. He's not as fast as most, and has minimal firepower." Do I really come off as gay?Me and Spike went out for a drive in Cincinnati. We debated responsability and stopped robbers from attacking a woman together. Spike took all the credit and let the girl eat Skyline Chili inside me, whiched kinda cheezed me off.I'm known as the Autobots' little brother. I'm small, eager and at times can be a bit of a smart-mouth. But all have to do to get out of it is tell Grimlock someone called him a pussy. Yet for all my wisecracks, I obviously idolize the bigger robots, especially Optimus and Prowl. They look so cool when they thwart. But I am useful as a messenger and a spy; I can go where other vehicles would not dare, like Kid R Us and the girl's locker ,because I do not look threatening, (whatever) and my relatively small size occasionally enables him to use routes not available to the others. It's true, sometimes I fill in as a jockey. More than anything, I want to be accepted, and this sometimes causes me to take chances I shouldn't, like the time I got drunk and tried to hit on a Scion. I was all, "What sorority are you in?" I thought she dug me, but I woke up the next morning and her brother hsd drew a custom flame job on my forehead.I'm currnetly seeing a chevy Cavalier. We lik alot of the same things: Low gas mileage, seat covers. We've talked about getting dual airbags but i don't think I'm ready for that kinda commitment.
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I'd like to meet:

The Gobots, Herbie the Lovebug, Speed Racer, Diane Sawyer, the Munster's Coach, the Batmobile, Oprah Winfrey, and Charro.

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