My name is Phoebe Buffay aka Regina Falangy. Ok, so I am not really like 100 but age is just a number ...I am a vegetarian, I love animals, I am a masseuse by day and Central Perk folk singer by night. My friends are the most important thing to me, I never lie, and I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. :). I lived on the streets after my mother killed herself when I was 14..will you be my friend??I always try to be a unique person. Here is a list of things that make me different:
I have a twin sister, who does porn
I gave birth to my brothers triplets
I didnt know how to ride a bike until I was 30
I used to have pet mice until they had a crap load of babies
My mother was once a cat
I dont believe in gravity
I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world
I was once fired because my boss thought I was a whore. Also I recently married the most amazing man I've ever known, Mike.
