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DANNY THE SPOONMENDER

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About Me


Name: Danny Thomas Patterson
Age: 16


www.youtube.com/dan2by4 to see all my silly videos i've made

same to me. btw u can add me on msn [email protected]
areet everyone, me names danny and am that silly compeditive think he's a comedian kid that everyone knows somehow lol anyway am also the actor and av been acting since i was 7, av been in a canny bit of shows like but its all good fun and here where am gunna brag more, if you watch a film called "clay" BBC 1 on easter sunday you'll see me woo anyway enough of that i like a good laugh, sometimes thats all i like so it gets annoying lol, but i can be sereous when i really wanna be,i love going to the toon matches aswell and listening too music, me dad lives in thailand so i hardly ever see him but when i go over there i have the best time of me life and i go bungey jumping, av got too many mates but only few close ones who i like to get a little drunk with now and again anyway im like marmite you love is or ya hate is muahahaa fare thee well fools Now All the Plays I've been in my entire life are:
The Roaring 20s - Loffty Legget The Head Gangster
The Piper Freddy and the King Rat
Bottom - Richie
Cinderella - Little Ant The Narrator
the medicine man - the silly little boy
The Family Circle - Mr Potter The Lawyer
The Chair - Mr Sly the Con-man
Billy Liar - Billy
The Medicine man - Little Timmy
Animal Magic - The Gnu & The Lazy Zoo-Keeper
Alice and Wonderland - The Mad-Hatter
Oliver - Charlie Bates
TyneMouth Pagent " Ship-Wreck Beware The Black Middons" - Jimmy Elliot
Oliver - The Artful Dodger
Blood Brothers - The Milkman
The John Spence X-Factor - The Second Yourskshireman
Snow White and the seven Dwarfs - Bossy the Dwarf
Sleeping Beauty - Dave the Narrator
The Live Theatre Festival "Exploding Myths" - Dan The annoying Party Guest
Blood Brothers - Mickey The Blood Brother
Little Shop of Horror's - The Dentist
Fawlty Towers - Ronald Heith
Under Milkwood - Dicky The Poor School Boy
Cinderella - Mason The Brokers man
Roleplay - Winston The Henchman
Snow White and the seven Dwarfs - Dave The Narrator
Time to Pee - Daniel The man that needs to Pee
"Two" - The LandLord & Roy & Fred
Fawlty Towers -Cheeky Paperboy
GreaseRoger(Rump) Aladin dave the narrator "I have also got to the last 5 in a biker groove Audition.
I got asked to do the Skippy the kangaroo advert when i was 6 but i couldn't as i was on holiday.
Ive been in the talk talk advert as the bus wheel
I've helped out backstage at the whitly bay playhouse for 16 shows. Myspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Acting, Drawing, Superfrog, Making people laugh, Running, Football, Boxing Eating, Doing stuff on Video Camera, Farting(lol) My Fluffy pube head, Space, Super Heroes, Playstation 1,2,3, Gamecube, xbox, Super Smash bros, DVD's, Fight Night, Halo, Clay, Picking my nose, Making Funny noises, Making Funny Videos for Youtube, Wrestling,

I'd like to meet:

Lee Evans, Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Eric Idol, Terry Jones, Graham Chapmen, Terry Gilliam, Michael Jackson, Meat Loaf, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Brian Johnson, chris cardill,Alan Sheara, Angus Young, Bruce Lee(Even though he's dead) Mick Foley, Ricky Hatton, Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, George Forman, Ranaldino, Jack Ellis, Mandana Jones, Alicya Eyo, Simone Lahbib, Debra Stephenson, Ozzy Osbourne, Chubby Brown and a leprechaun, The Undertaker ..
Put The Big Red Button on your site If i Really had to choose this is my favorite comedian of all time, Lee Evans comes very close though

Music:

AC/DC, Queen, Meat Loaf, Michael Jackson, ColdPlay, Bob Marley, Take That, Scissor Sisters, U2, UB40, Billy Idol, Electrick 6, Metallica, Slipknot, Black sabbeth, Disturbed, SOAD, MCR(I suppose)
Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 77% Dr. Doom 77% Lex Luthor 72% Catwoman 68% Green Goblin 68% Riddler 67% Magneto 64% Juggernaut 64% Apocalypse 62% Dark Phoenix 61% Two-Face 56% Poison Ivy 51% Kingpin 50% Mr. Freeze 48% Mystique 44% Venom 40% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Movies:

Gladdiator, Shawshank Redemption, Cinderella man, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Liar Liar, Terminator, Sin City, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Emporers new grove, Duese Bigalow Male Jiggalow, Plains Trains and automobiles

Television:

Bottom, Friends, Bad-Girls, Men Behaving badly, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, South Park, Pokemon(RULES), Lee Evans : Wired and Wonderfull, XL Tour, Live at Scotland, Different Planet Tour, Live at the West-End, Live at Her Majistys Theatre, Robin Williams : Live on broadway

Books:

Harry Potter and the philosopher Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkahban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phonix (the best), Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, A Child called IT, Goosebumbs books, Viz Magazine

Heroes:

Lee Evans, Rik Mayall, Brian Johnson Spider man, Bat man, Incredible Hulk, Super man, The FlashYour results:
You are
Create your own Friend Test here The Flash
The Flash 90% Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 75% Superman 70% Hulk 70% Robin 57% Catwoman 55% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 50% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 40% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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ABOUT
Name: Danny Ommiliouse Theadore Thomas Pattercake
Birthday: nobody knows especially nathan so cannot tell
Birthplace: in a parrot's beak
Current Location: lapland
Eye Color: dark green and a shade of purple with a hint of yellow
Hair Color: poo
Height: 3mm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right foot
Your Heritage: a newt
The Shoes You Wore Today: flippers
Your Weakness: a man with little feet and a lemmon in his eye
Your Fears: penis's apart from that im invicible
Your Perfect Pizza: ice flavored
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kick katie in the balls
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TOCO
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need to kill captain jack sparrow
Your Best Physical Feature: my left finger
Your Bedtime: 13 o clock
Your Most Missed Memory: when i shouted at a cloud
Pepsi or Coke: baked beans
MacDonalds or Burger King: rice and peas
Single or Group Dates: gangbangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ovaltine
Chocolate or Vanilla: toast
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: smoke tends to come out my arse when I fart
Do you Swear: swaring also comes out my arse when i fart
Do you Sing: my arse does have sweet melody when i fart
Do you Shower Daily: no i am a virgin
Have you Been in Love: yes with an owl
Do you want to go to College: i want to go to jamica yes
Do you want to get Married: to horse yes
Do you belive in yourself: I AM INVINCABLE
Do you get Motion Sickness: shut up
Do you think you are Attractive: I look like cliff richard
Are you a Health Freak: no i eat dirt
Do you get along with your Parents: me and the parrot are thick as theives
Do you like Thunderstorms: they smell
Do you play an Instrument: yes i can blow a whisle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i did eat a moose
In the past month have you Smoked: out my arse
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i've been on shoes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if you count my cupboard then yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a box of poison yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i eat a great white shark yesturday
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i won a trophie for best actor and play (truth)
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes i got thrown in a bin 2 days ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no i've been fat dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a teabag
Ever been Drunk: well i do have big teeth
Ever been called a Tease: by a mongoose
Ever been Beaten up: by a fly yes it was horrible it bullies me
Ever Shoplifted: yes i did lift a shop up the other day
How do you want to Die: I'LL NEVER DIE, IM INVINCIBLE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a parrot like my mother or a raddiator
What country would you most like to Visit: plate spinning world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: grey or white
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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You Are Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?
-:-About You-:-
Your full name: Daniel Thomas Patterson
Age: 15
Birthday: 26th October
Sign: SCORPIO!!!
piercings: non im not a puff
tattoos: non but want one
height: small
eye color: Green
hair color: fair, light brown/pubes
-:-Favorites-:-
color: Greeny Blue
movie: Gladiator
book: Harry Potter and the order of the pheonix
drink: Ribena
food: Pasta
place: Theme Parks
animal: Ferret
song: Bat out of Hell
band: AC/DC
tv show: Bottom
cereal: Shreddies
flower: They suck, tree
scent: my farts
-:-Do You-:-
Play any sports?: Used to do Wrestling and Boxing, and i play football and stuff
Play an instrument?: na, just the excorsist on the piano
Have a cell phone?: yeah
Have a job?: yeah, paperboy!!! and avon lady!!!
Like school?: its alright sometimes
Like to sing?: not really, only on stage
-:-More questions-:-
can you speak any other languages?: spanish a tiny bit
can you roll your tongue?: yeah
can you eat a whole pizza?: Of course stupid
have you ever cried over a boy/girl?: nope am not a puff ya na
have you ever snuck out of the house?: yep
have you ever been arrested?: nope
have you been in a fist fight?: yep
have you ever laughed so hard milk came out of your nose?: kind of
have you ever broken a bone?: yep, nose
have you ever had surgery?: nope
have you ever bitten someone?: yep
have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: all the time
have you ever been to a concert?: yep
-:-Pick One-:-
chinese food/mexican food: chinese food
rock/rap: rock
drpepper/sprite: dr pepper
boy/girl: girl
snow/rain: snow
hot/cold: dont know
paint/charcoal: paint
book/magazine: book
tv/movie: movie
skateboard/surf: surf
punk rock/hard rock: hard rock
old school/new age: old school
summer/winter: winter
chocolate/vanilla: vanilla
/icing: gay
muffins/brownies: muffins
bagels/english muffins: bagels
hugs/kisses: hugs
ocean/pool: oceon
camping/beach: camping
french toast/french fries: french fries
skiing/snowboarding: skiing
emo/goth: goth
khaki/jeans: jeans
long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve
hoodie/sweater: sweater
sneakers/sandals: sneakers
sex/masterbating: sex
cats/dogs: dogs
blue/green: green
spring break/winter break: spring break
autumn/sping: spring
middle school/ high school: high school
redsox/yankeez: yankeez
Sunrise or Sunset? : sunrise
Intelligence or Humor? : humor
Funny & Plain or Exciting & Superficial? : Exciting & Funny
Going to bed late or Sleeping in late? : Sleeping in Late
Eggs:: Runny or Scrambled? : Scrambled
Comfortable or Sexy? : sexy
Potato chips or Corn chips? : Potato chips
Loving or Being IN love? : Loving
coke/pepsi pepsi
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My Blog

That Quiz Linzi put on the bulliton board...STOLEN ha ha

Facts about you?1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?Yes by Steven Thompson he proposed to me a while ago2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?It was a while back now, about a year and a bit, then i STOPPED 3...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

The Survey

Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.Body: Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.Body: Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.Body: Start...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Quiz my friends

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU: 1. Are you in a relationship? Nope, Never 2. Are you happy? Yes i really am:) 3. Are you bored? a bit thats why im doing this 4. Are you sad? no not really 5. Are you German? abs...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

this is for my next top 5 in myspace

This is for my next 5 in myspace-fill the people in below-answer the questions truthfullyNumber 1: Katie Number 2: Nathan  Number 3: Nicky Number 4: Naithen Number 5: Ross Have you ever danced...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Look at this my friends its all true

Don't change your myspace top 5.-fill the people in below-answer the questions truthfullyNumber 1: VictorNumber 2: MichaelNumber 3: ChrisNumber 4: CoreyNumber 5: Anna Have you ever danced with 3? Yes ...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

Dear Danny...

Dear Danny .... Dear DannyI ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. Youshould _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a ___...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

Have a go at this my friends

Have a little go at this my friends you will enjoy it.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain w...
Posted by DANNY THE SPOONMENDER on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST