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About Me

I dislike pennies, high fives, grocery shopping, people who abuse text messaging and the phrase "get er' done." I eat my hamburgers upside down. I have mood swings. I have a bad back. I'm always busy. I'm a realist. Optimists really hate that, and mistake it for a pessimist. Everyday I appreciate life more and more. I know I can't change the past, but I can definitely change the future. Some people like it raw, I personally like it smooth. Other than that, everyone insists that I'm the nicest guy ever, except a select few. They obviously don't understand me, but neither do I so I can't blame them. I'm also the next great american inventor. Learn about it.

My Interests

Everything interesting

I'd like to meet:

The guy who stole my idea for the Jack in the Box car antenna balls.

Music:

All music interests me. Maybe.

Movies:

Pretty much anything MSG hasn't seen.

Television:

Childrens Television. It makes me feel safe.

Books:

Laughable man. Ha!

Heroes:

When I was a kid my mom said I wanted to be a TRASH TRUCK not a Trash Man, so take what you want from that. Anyone who doesn't Hawkeye it, and gives it the ol' N.I.U. try.

My Blog

American Gladiator Name Results 5/31/07

Question was: If by some whimsical event American Gladiators were casting again and you were put on the show as a Gladiator, what would your name be and why? Rich- Ultra. Because it's timeless KK- I...
Posted by Best In Show on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:21:00 PST

Transportation Results 4/30/07

Question was: If you had the choice between the following for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? No one would know why, but you would be the only one with this unfortunate fault. It w...
Posted by Best In Show on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:58:00 PST

Bicycle as a child Results 3/31/07

Question was: Go back to when you were a kid and think of which one you would choose. You only have the choice of one and one only:1) Baseball cards that made your bike sound like a motorcycle2) Free...
Posted by Best In Show on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:21:00 PST

Zip Test Results 2/28/07

Rich - Whatta ya stupid? Button and Zip. Paige - Button and Zip Jen (CA) - Zip and Button for sure unless my pants are to tight then the other way around. Jen (HI) - I Button and then Zip. Woo - ONL...
Posted by Best In Show on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

Laser Sound Test Results 1/30/07

The best thing I found about this test is that some were worried about if there was a right or wrong answer. Obviously the poll was subjective but nonetheless, If someone heard somone elses, they woul...
Posted by Best In Show on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST

Jetsons 06'

11/30/2006 11:37:30 AM Davis Certified Genius: did you know there is a new jetsons 11/30/2006 11:37:57 AM ricch: whaaa? &nbs...
Posted by Best In Show on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:10:00 PST

hmmmmm?

Today going out to my car I saw a car with ski racks parked in a Handicap spot. Two things wrong with this picture, but funny to me. Can you guess? One being that if you can ski, how th...
Posted by Best In Show on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

still keeping it real

David Certified Genius says: how was practice? rich says: so so. i got new skates so my feet were killing me David Certified Genius says: i see, were there lots of pickup people there? rich says:...
Posted by Best In Show on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

typical daily conversation

David Boy Genius says: when is the next drunk bike sunday? ricka! rich says: that's a good question. the weather has picked up a bit i must say David Boy Genius says: i think so too David Boy Ge...
Posted by Best In Show on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beat it palsy

long time no write. kinda glad to write again. that's when i get most random shit out. what a alcohol induced weekend. thurs, went and had many drinks with buddy from work, and basically just buddy no...
Posted by Best In Show on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST