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Cameron Bameron

About Me

I grew up taking rittalin.I was a complete zombie. When the weekends came around I would eat the whole fridge. I was the president of the Decans Quorum in the Mormon church. I left the church so I could masterbate and not feel like I was such a sinner. My first g-friend had a stinky vagina. I only touched it once. She also had this one hair in her nipple that I would rip out with my teeth when she wasnt looking. I started buying my own toilet paper when I was 16 years old. My mother was an exotic dancer untill I was 18 years old. I dated a psyco killer named Jennifer S. (she inspired alot of album shmalbum) Dont bother looking her up, she will eat your soul and shit on your face.Theese are a few things that have shaped my life and influenced my thoughts on this world. I wouldnt do what I do if this wasnt how it is. Peace unto all who enter my space.Cameron Bameron ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
/fwl code="layout"I say it because it feels natural. I say it because it feels good. I say it because I damn well can. I say it because its the truth. Most of you cant handle the truth. You all think the same sick thoughts I think of. You and all your friends are just to weak to speak of this truth. Let us put an end to all this BS. All you got to do is be cool man. Forget about being a dick for a while. Smoke some bowls if you have to. Or mabey pray? Pray I dont come up with a song about you. Peace unto all who enter my music space.Cameron Bameron

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Member Since: 18/08/2006
Band Website: CameronBameron.com
Band Members:
Those who love my music are great people. Those who hate it only encourage me to create more of what they hate.Cool SlideshowsCameron Bameron (ukulele, guitar, vocals, kazoo, saxamaphone, violin, accordian, pussy, jaw harp,bass, keys and whatever I feel like)
Myspace Profile Tracker World Visitor MapThis song and video was created three days after Senetor Larry Craig's "I'm not gay" press release. NOTE TO GAY MEN: Dont fuck Larry Craig. He doesnt deserve it. He is a hypocrite. Anything else I need to say is in the song. Fairy Craig

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Influences: YOU........... mother fuckers.
Sounds Like: Someone trying to take a shit while beating off to a women making cheese from the milk of her own tit...
Record Label: Label Shmabel

My Blog

FUCK OBAMA IN THE MOUTH

He's got big lips that would do nice for a blow.He's got big problems coming his way.He's the real terrorist.He loves to let aliens reside in our country and take our jobs.PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK....
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:52:00 GMT

Perfection!

God how I wish LSD would just fall into my hands every time I heard some Pink Floyd.How amazing it must have been for the group to ride the same "trip" and know exactly what sounds were needed to in...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:35:00 GMT

President Of The USAby : CB

I only vote for half black half white hermaphrodites.Obama bin laden and half dead white dude are shit out of luck.CB
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Spanish?

So I moved to North Mexico (california)Now I have to learn spanish.I also got a job blowing glass pipes with all mexicans.2 of them speak english. They are illegal aliens and they dont have to pay tax...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:53:00 GMT

heaven and hell

There are so many good people now days that I have come to realize that Heaven is running low on space. There needs to be more assholes and psyco killers to balance out Heaven and Hell. If Heaven fill...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:33:00 GMT

thoughts on you

There are lots of people who cant handle my picture of me spread eagle with my ukulele between my legs. Those who were my friends before the picture was posted decided to take me off there top friends...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:21:00 GMT

musicians.......?

Why is it that everthing they play on the radio sucks?Why is it that music sounds better to the average joe after it is publicised.Is it really the music that these people are after? Or perhaps the ge...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Jesi on judge judy

So it looks as though many of you are dissing on Jesi(the lady who tried to sue me)I think she is wonderful. Look at what she has done for me.If it wasnt for her you wouldnt know who I am.Give a shout...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:37:00 GMT