Im a student from London. I hate talking about myself - because if your bored enough to read this then i dont want to make things worse for you. I know what ill do ill tell you some jokes:What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You cum in one, and go in the other.How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the plates are stacked up in the sink.Why did God create men? Becuase vibrators can't mow the lawn.A Mexican, an Irishman, an African, a kilted Scotsman, a priest, two lesbians, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The landlord looks up and says, "What the hell is this? Some kind of joke?"Why did the blonde climb up onto the pub roof? She heard that the drinks were on the house.A drunk bloke came upon a geezer looking under the bonnet of his car. "What's the matter?" mumbled the drunk. "oh, piston broke" Replied the motorist..."Yea, me too" replied the drunk.Why was the blonde upset when she received her driving licence? Because he'd given her an 'F' in sex.Why does it take one million sperms to fertilise one egg? They won't stop to ask for directions.What do you call a dog with no legs?It doesn't matter what you call him - he still won't comeWhat the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms? Ones a goodyear, and the other's a fuckingexcellent year!
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