So my weird mother thinks that she has to get me an item of Christmas garb every year for my birthday so this year, I made a slideshow for everyone. Note the professional model poses. Tyra Banks has already called me to be on her Next Top Model show but I turned down her offer because......clearly, I'm bringing sexy back.....
oh-- and btw thanks to Sharon for her superior photog skills!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Hillary Clinton so I could kick her a$$.
Music:
Most people think I should try out for American Idol but I'm too old so.....
