I'm a quirky little thing. No denying it. I'm loud, strongly opinionated and pretty damn bossy. I realize that I appear smaller than I really am. It's a common misconception. I'm not a half-pint, I just appear that way. I love making people laugh. Most of what I say and do is to get a laugh. It works sometimes. I like making things look pretty. I like making things special. I love giving gifts. I hate self-pity. I used to think I wasn't judgemental but I am. I'm working on it. I hate pre-cut fruit and vegetables at the grocery store. I hate the people who buy them. Woops there I go being judgemental again. Dammit. I'm a total klutz. It's really quite pathetic. I'm also a big nerd. And probably a dork too. I read a lot. I love learning useless information. I'm a scatterbrain. I'm always late. My gas light in my car is always on. I believe in honor and dignity. I don't believe in organized religion. I believe in love, most importantly loving oneself. I don't believe any of us "needs" someone to complete us. I eat a lot. I really do. You think I'm kidding and I know I look thin and everything but I can pack it in. I love love love food. I love cheese and wine. I like drinking a glass of wine when I'm in the bathtub. When I'm sad I sit in my bathtub (empty) or under my desk. The state of the world saddens me. I think we could all do more for one another than we do, myself included. I'm loyal to my friends. I stand up for the little guy. I talk too much. Apparently I also write too much. I think I'm done.