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Vanilla Gorilla

About Me

I'm just me. Young Skinhead grown old and tired. I'm in love with a psychiatrist called Christy. had to come all the way to IL to meet a worthwhile Michigan girl. I play guitar and bass, but haven't picked up an instrument in awhile. Someday i'll pick up a guitar again and have something to say that means something to someone. I still believe that working class people are the salt of the earth, no matter what color or creed, or who they want to fuck (with the exception of little kids, of course). I still believe that family, friendships, and community are the most valuable things a man can have. I still believe in "the scene" and that young punks and skins can, will, and do change the world. I don't like hippies. I don't like pushy vegans, but regular vegans don't bother me, long as they don't mind me chewing down massive chunks of dead animal and gallons of A1 in front of them. I don't believe in man-made global warming, American Guilt, White Guilt, or any of the other bullshit the mass media tries to push on us. "Shut up and eat your Socialism," no thanks. I don't like the mentality most cops have, but i think good cops (David Truax, Doug Weezner) are heroes and deserve a measure of respect. I'm a proud American, a Conservative, and i support American soldiers regardless of whether or not i agree with the government. I'm a staunch patriot, but i also believe the sentiment that at times revolution IS patriotism.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don Rickles. Rush Limbaugh. Ronald Regan. Svengoolie. Darkbuster. and i'd like to be friends with Michael Graves. not myspace friends, but hang-out friends. and Andrei Arlovski and Chuck Liddell too. I'd like to hang out with Mike, Andrei, and Chuck fortnightly. We could get a pizza, maybe drink a pitcher, and then bowl bowl bowl.

My Blog

Kanye Kanye Kanye

That Kanye West is kind of a dick hey? It makes me glad Riot 49 never won an MTV music award, because if he tried to snatch the mic away from Wenzie, Pete, Brad, or myself i think we would have put up...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Somebody tell Green Day to stop now, its embarrasing

I remember seeing "Green Day: Behind the Music" about 10 years ago and thinking to myself, why the fuck does Green Day have a behind the music? being a late 90s VH1 slave, i sat and watched it, and at...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:45:00 GMT

Woman

I really need to head off to work right now, but i can't stand the thought of leaving my house. The home Christy and i have made is such a positive, comfortable, awesome place to be. I never thought (...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:00:00 GMT

LOST season 5+10 teeth and a tumor

So my little dog Jack got 10 teeth pulled today and a sizable tumor removed from his gums...poor little bastard.For those that don't know Jack was a street dog for about 2 years before i adopted him i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:26:00 GMT

i don't want a check, i just want some proof of ID

So, i took the whole day off work today for the express purpose of hanging out with my dog, playing street fighter IV, and ultimately getting my ass down to the social security office to order a repla...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:22:00 GMT

Long, long time ago...

I used to write about how much my love life sucked and how i was such a loner and being on stage was the only thing that made me happy.I moved away because i was doing things that i felt were not good...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:23:00 GMT

wanna read something?

read a book. i can't write anything in here thats going to help anyone understand anything, myself included. this blog is over, thanks to everyone that read and commented over the last year or so...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:44:00 GMT