GUERRILLA MCFIST

MOTHER FUCKING GUERRILLA MCFIST APPEARED ONE NIGHT AFTER AN INTENSE 234 HOUR LABOR BY A SCOTTISH GROUPIE WHO FUCKED ALL OF THE RAP GREATS AND A GORILLA . SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A SCREAMING, HOLLERING, STOMPING FIVE HEADED AND 10 LEGGED BEAST WHAT PROMPTLY BEAT HER TO A PULP AND MADE ORANGE JUICE OUT OF THE BITCH? BITCH! THATS RIGHT WE GONNA MAKE YOUR COLON BURN RIGHT THE FUCK OUT LIKE SOME KIND OF FIRE HOSE WITH THE SHIT WE BE SLINGING FROM OUR GUMS. BLOOD? NAW! JUST CRUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! CRUNK!!!!!!!!!! SO HARD YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT TILL IT BOILS OUT YOUR EYES AND YOU'RE SO ALIVE YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD. GETTIN' SO FUCKIN'DRAZZNAKWE FORGET OUR NAMES AND PLACE IN THIS WORLD AND STOMP FLOORBOARDS INTO TOOTHPICKS AND OVERCOOK ENTIRE COWS INTO A SINGLE T-BONE . WEEZ GOONA EATCHA FACE OFF AND PICK OUR TEETH WHICHYA FINGA BONES. FUCKLUGGERS!