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jare

FLY LIKE A DOVE AND SMELL LIKE A CHEETAH

About Me

If I can't move Heaven, Then I'll raise Hell..Aloha! My name's Jare; If you couldn't all ready tell. There's a couple main points that make up myself (A)I aspire to become a tattoo artist, bartender and sidewalk artist (B) Love parties, experimenting with new things, and meeting new people (C)Music and Art rock!"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc" I use the ..myspace layout generator at UltimateMySpace.com.

My Interests

Belly Dancing, Basement Parties, Hoola Hooping, Ultimate Frisbee, Festivals, Camping, Yoga, Nature, Art, Music, Outdoor Concerts, Walks, Literature, Pretty Colors, Psychedelic Art, Serial Killers, Fables, Goddesses, Women in Power, Maryjane and the Whole Gang, Playing Kings, Coors Light, Bottles of Rum and Puckers, Tequila shots, Red Wine, Jello Shots, a colored assortment of everything under the sun.

I'd like to meet:

Someone I already have the pleasure of knowing. Who isn't 34 and lives in Kentucky; with eight children. Someone with a tongue like a cow that can make you go WOW!

Music:

The Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Sublime, Lou Reed, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, David Bowie, String Chesse Incident, Fugazi, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, The Venus in Furs, The Kinks, Fleetwood Mac, Phish, Reel Big Fish, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kottonmouth Kings, Three Dog Night, Queen, Eric Clapton, Dave Matthews Band, Steve Miller Band, Marilyn Manson, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Otep, Kitty, Arabic Tunes & Buddha Lounge.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Velvet Goldmine, Dazed and Confused, V for Vendetta, Beerfest, Freddie got fingered, Grandma's Boy, The Addam's Family, Batman and Robin, My Stepmother's an Alien, Star Trek: "The Chairmen", Soapdish, The Great Outdoors, Summer Rental, Uncle Buck, The 40 year old virgin, Mars Attacks!, The Seven year itch and foreign films.

Television:

Dharma & Greg, Nero Wolfe, Sea Lab, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama

Books:

A Carnivore's Inquiry, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Cunt, Witch Crafting, Animal Farm, Drawing down the Moon, Boy meets Boy, Steal this Book, Days of War: Nights of Love, The Principia Discordia, Less then Zero, Siddhartha, Revolution for the hell of it, Urban Primitive and all poetry.

"There once was a vampire named Mable,
Whose periods grew quite unstable,
So under a full moon,
She'd take out a spoon,
And drink herself under the table."

Heroes:

Cynthia Plaster Caster for making a mold of Jimi Hendrix's Penis.
7. Your most famous work of art is your plaster cast of Jimi Hendrix. Can you explain how you approached him?He [Jimi] was doing two shows in Chicago, and my friend and I followed his limousine in the street and in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel. We introduced ourselves and he said, "Oh yeah, I've heard about you through the cosmos," and we went up to his hotel room. His presence took up the entire room. I couldn't believe it!8. But the mold cracked right?Basically, the pubes weren't lubed, and we had to pull out each pube one by one because his pubes got stuck in the mold. While he was waiting he had sex with the mold! I was a bit eager to see the mold, so I opened the mold prematurely. So it kind of cracked, but I closed up the mold and let it sit for a few days and named it the Venus DeMilo because it looked like a piece of Greek art.
Oh! That Cynthia Plaster Caster is one lucky bitch!

My Blog

International Orgasm for World Peace day

Spiritually: A winter soltice event conveived to "effect change in the energy field of the Earth through imput of the largest possible surge of human energy," takes place on December 22. This is one o...
Posted by jare on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Westcott Festival

Samm picked me up around noon. The day was growing hotter by the minute. I walked at a slow pace to her car. The leaves dancing in the sunlight as they fell. It was really a gorgeous day. I got in the...
Posted by jare on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

Pagan pride festival ♥

I have been waiting for this festival for two months! Nothing was going to stop me from going, even, my cold. Although, I was sniffing everywhere. I managed to still have a great time. I watched belly...
Posted by jare on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

The Toasters Show

The Toasters show was basically amazing! Skanking all night and Newport 100's. I went with Amie; who met up with Anna [Best friend lesbain couple] and The Anger Lesbian [Samm]. It was great. All the b...
Posted by jare on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

a night out on the town..

yea.. the other night i spent it at leah's house with twinkie and davey jesus. FUCKING AMAZING! we went to ambers party that night.. and i saw some of my lovelys and then we walked back to leah's hous...
Posted by jare on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:30:00 PST

Twisted Yoga

here are some pictures erica took when we were @ my babys party of our friends doing twisted yoga and of the party too..CRAZZY ASS PARTY BITCHES .. YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE COOL AND HAWT LIKE US.. haha...
Posted by jare on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

& couches = makeout sessions at ska shows

with lead to hickies you have to try and hide but, are so proud of it you don't give a fuck!
Posted by jare on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:31:00 PST

Day of Silence!

Day of silence is when you take a vow of silence for the day and try to put an END homophobia! GO! GAY RIGHTS GO!support it or shut the fuck up!...
Posted by jare on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:27:00 PST