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Michael

I am here for Dating and Networking

About Me

Certified Public Accountant, Batchelor of the Arts, Juris Doctor, Member of the British Empire, Attorney at Law, Limited Liability Company, Notary Public, Poet, as well as being manager, fashion consultant and mentor to the boys in Brown Frown.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A nice young lady, 18-23, to lance my boils and help me conquer my penchant for plump young boys since my beloved Ethel passed on.

My Blog

PS

PS, I think Simon Lebonne should eat a bullet by his own incompetent hand. I met him once and he was a chode. Limey fags are the worst. . .
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 02:07:00 GMT

Fucking Goddamn Hell

I just want to say that I feel extremely disgusted by the service I recieved today at the Zaxby's restaurant on Gaines School Rd in Athens earlier this evening. As all my loyal regular readers know, ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 01:53:00 GMT

Does this look infected?

Dear friends and readers, I have a very serious question to ask.  Does this look infected?  I can't tell, I mean it began the day after I returned my my most recent trip to Thailand, I looke...
Posted by on Tue, 10 May 2005 13:01:00 GMT

Cocksmith, Heading Home

Friends, You may have been wondering where I've been these past few weeks, and I've got to tell you, that's just as I intended it. The boys' tour being booked, final arrangments being made and e...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 15:26:00 GMT

Weekend Mayhem

Now kids, I gotta tell you I am really beside myself with excitement about this upcoming weekend. Not only are the boys playing their first in-town show in months at the UltrOdd on Saturday night, bu...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Mar 2005 21:43:00 GMT

I tell you, the little shit had it coming

Last night's Brown Frown show at the New Brookland Tavern in Columbia, SC erupted into violence during the middle of Beep Beep, the headliner's set when singer Big Wet One attacked Andrew as he danced...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Feb 2005 08:34:00 GMT

I'm a man, dammit!

Yes dear readers, I am drunk on whiskey and attempting masturbation to Duotones by Kenny G. What has brought me to such a state, you might ask? I'll tell you what, the Atkins Diet is a fucking sham! T...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 16:10:00 GMT