Dear Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and yo...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:49:00 GMT |
Before it all went away... |
If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, you won't get it.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the original Simp...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:30:00 GMT |
Guys read this....you will understand us better!!!! |
100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she's going to outlive you.99. Most women will not have sex for...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:55:00 GMT |
The 12 Girls......(this is good!!) |
1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke she'...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:50:00 GMT |
TO ALL YOU MEXICANS... hehehe.... |
hey For all my Mexicans friends: YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF... You have ever been hit by a chancla. You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jun 2005 10:46:00 GMT |
SEX,SEX,SEX!!! |
SEX IS A TEMPTATIONCAUSED BY A SENSATIONWHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATIONIN A WOMAN'S VENTILATIONDO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?SKY IS BLUEWATER IS WETI'LL MAKE YOU CUMI'LL MAK...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 15:45:00 GMT |
