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About Me

I is Joe {Pawentzees(Jowsefph)Emd Pawentazees}. I ame wonz ov ta pyeepole im ta banned: "Ho Patro'" Wie ame e berry gewd banned. Wie no howe ta plalae maynee instremenglemts. I doghs hafff ta slingling im ta banned. Aktwalee, wie ame nawt e banned, bawt moore awf am ekspeeryansss. Dere iszs wonz sawng wear dere haz am inntrow inz ta beanginnyingp bawt ta sawng izz dypher rayent precuz dere izsz anne owtroe ayt ta emd. Wie izsz tra-eyeng two mayk beerrry nooowe ayj muzyqueq, precuz dat izsz hoawe wie rawlh. Nawu meye parmtnre in creame wlle tawke. Bawt ebrychink wlle bee oakhey precuz eyeme strillle ear.
My name is Afro-Deziak. When {Pawentzees(Jowsefph)Emd Pawentazees} and I met, I instantly thought, "We could quite possibly create one of the most influential musical duos of our generation." Quite obviously, that thought has turned into a reality. Not only do we create musical fusion of the highest degree, but we have inspired the future generation of musicians to do as we have done. As Joseph stated in his biographical paragraph, we are more than just one of the best groups to ever walk this planet. We are an experience. Our melodies will take you through a jungle of rhythm and harmony never experienced before, precuz thahtz hjoow tha toow af utz rowwls.
P.S. We realize that there is an extensive use of the "N" word on our track. Just know it is for the purpose of musical appreciation and not to hate on any African-Americans.
Pre-pre-ess. Ine ta ize af ane ourtizt lyke meyeselve, da En werd iszs ohcay 2 yooz precuz eye mieselve aur wonz ov dem nigras zo iss berry mush szo ohcay. Eye speeck four meye ferrow abrikan emarikanz weheneye sae da weyet mayng izsz ckeapngg uz daun. CAM YOO DHIGG IHT BROVERST!

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Member Since: 17/08/2006
Band Website: www.hopatro.gov
Band Members: Membre reemyndz mee ov e preeniz, dat iz wie eye tynck ta werd membre iz fwunnie

It's actually just me (Afro-Deziak) and {Pawentzees(Jowsefph)Emd Pawentazees}.
Influences: Our loving fans. For example our biggest fan named "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it" had this to say:
"that has got to be the gayest, most fucked up song u could ever make. And i really hope someone whos black heres dat shit, and sees u on da street, and beats dat shit outa u man. Seriously so fucked up"

Thanks "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it" for keepin' it real. I hope the rest of you fans can learn a lesson from such an awesome guy. In fact, I think I'm going to name my son "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it." T.C. obviously stands for Too Cool, but seriosuly "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it," you should be V.V.V.C. for Very Very Very Cool. Or maybe P.T.C.P.I.E. for probably the coolest person in existence. I would like to dedicate all of our songs in name of "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it." If you like us, don't thanks us, thanks "T.C. the new legacy, you cant fight it."
Sounds Like: eet sawndz lycke wenz u poots e lawts ov baykons greece beatwenn uor leygses amd rahbs dems twogretnher precuz dat ish e sawnd dat iszs preasngs 2 me.

I second that statement.
Record Label: Mawnsterz Inc.
Type of Label: Major