Hugo Chavez (that guy cracks me up), Kelly Clarkson, Hermione Granger, The Brazilian girl I'm gonna hook up with in 4 months, Cristina Kirchner, Bill Clinton, you, The Man Behind The Man, definitely not Terrell Owens, Everyone from Argentina again, John Mayer, Ken Jennings, Sally Field (circa 1976), Viktor Yushchenko, Raphael, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, That other Brazilian girl I'm gonna hook up with, Diego Maradona (but I would refuse to appear on his TV show), Storm Large, KRS-ONE, The Beatles, Sam-The-Ho, and pretty much everyone else.