About Me
I'm an Alpha male, a little over 21 (in dog years), who walks on all fours and thinks a perfect day includes lots of food, riding in the car, hanging at the dog park and sniffing a lot of ass (human or canine). I'm half lab and half golden (combo of the two top dog breeds, thank you very much). I was named after my mother, Skye, a slutty Yellow Lab who couldn't keep her paws off of my Golden Retreiver father, Mulder. I'm #3 from a litter of 5 including: SkyeScraper, BlueSkye, RedSkye and Chanel No. 5. I'm a fun-loving, affectionate 105lb. bear, but I can raise my fangs with the best of 'em and I'm not afraid to wrestle with the big dogs. I'm also a power chewer. There ain't a rawhide bone big enough or tough enough for me to chew through. Bring it on! I love kids, people of all ages and perform a variety of tricks (as you can see, I even learned how to type!), however, I will only do tricks for food, so don't waste my time unless you have some sort of Scooby Snack in your pocket, chump. I love long walks, swimming, tug of war and I'm obsessed with following my mom around EVERYWHERE. I'm on GUARD to protect her 24/7. I will bark when people get too close to her, but that's all for show, as I will only end up licking them to death. I don't talk back, I never lie, I'm faithful and I'm well groomed. I only lift my leg to pee 50% of the time (why bother?) and I never chase cars (only really stupid dogs do that), however I'm often dumb enough to chase a rabbit or a squirrel straight through a thornbush if the mood strikes me (eh, I have the scars to prove it). I love rock music. I'm the official mascot for NYC's heavy rock groove band, RecepTOR. My stage name is the "Receptordor Retreiver". I'm quite friendly, so don't get in my face or I'll slobber all over you, as I can't control my licker! ---Also, I have been known to eat cat poop on occasion and I'll lick ANYTHING if it has peanut butter or ice cream on it. Yes, ANYTHING. I repeat . . . ANYTHING! Hey, I'm a dog. Even still--humans could learn a lot from dogs. Here's a tip for you humans: Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are. Oh yeah, and don't torture your dog by making him enter one of those stupid dog shows to make up for your own shortcomings. It's not too late for you to get a life.
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