Murphy

My name is Murphy or Sharky which ever you prefer. I'm a 7 year-old Pitbull/Akita/Lab mix that used to live on the mean streets of Litchfield(thats a joke)and steal food out the dumpsters of fancy restaraunts. Then one day this lady showed up with a bag of jerky and opened her car door and now I live in New Milford on a little farm. I spend my time humping my best friend Tucker(he's a dumb golden retriever), chewing on bones, playing tug of war, peeing on stuff and eating horse poop. Everybody loves me because I get really excited and dance and can sit up on my back legs for minutes when someone will give me a cheese twisty. I'm one of the best hiking dogs, sometimes though I get over stimulated and have to run off into the woods for about an hour only to re-appear right as my owner is about to leave me to fend for myself in the woods(j/k!)..which I could totally do bc I'm a bad-ass. I like everybody pretty much except cops/the dog warden, jehovas witnesses that come to the door and that asshole UPS man. All in all I'm just an awesome dog and I'm sure you'll wanna be my Myspace friend!