Ian [says "GO TO FACEBOOK!!!"]

Guten abend, mein damen und herren. I'm Ian. First off, I'm a band geek. I play French horn, trumpet, and mellophone. Mr. Bittner cracks me up (his mannerisms, not his jokes) The band room is my second home. I like proper grammar. I like foreign languages. And I like a good foreign name that will make me giggle. Ex: Herbert von Karajan, Otto von Bismarck, Ruud van Nistelrooj. I'm very unsuccessful in the way of relationships. Meaning I have not yet been in one. I have plenty of girl friends, just no girlfriend. Oh well. I have plenty of other things to be concerned about. If you have problems with me, you should tell me right away. Because I'll tell something wrong with you if it's on my mind. I'm Jewish, and proud of it, and not scared to say it. I'm 50% Croatian, and 50% Austrian Jewish. I get my short temper from my dad, the cynical Croat (it's hereditary). I love soccer, AKA the REAL football. It's probably the only sport I TRULY enjoy. So you might see me wearing jerseys quite often. My best friends are the Fardale Crew: Revised (Bill, Lexx, and Carolyn). We do anything and everything together. Even though Bill went to gayass Ohio for college. Like Carolyn and I went to Europe, which rocked. AMA kicks ass and I love each and every one of you. Yes, all 152 of you, plus chaperones. Especially Coach One. Et mon amis Francis. And I would just like to say that the tour was FANTASTIC. GREAT job everyone, just WONDERFUL. I like to talk and I try to be funny. Dan is my idol in the field of comedy. But I love all of my friends for different reasons. Not all of them have Myspaces (they're the smart ones...this thing is like a cult). I have a screen name for AIM. If you want it, message me or something. Because I still don't know the perks of this stupid site. And don't really care, to be honest.
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