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About Me

Born in the mouth of madness. Raised in a storm of gunfire. Inhaling death with each breath.The Electric Cougars are a Southern/Punk/Garage crew of fist shakin', pain bringin', middle finger flippin', hopscotchin', villian killin' outlaws, hooligans and nerdowells.Do we have music? Yes. Can we share it with you? NO! At least not yet.Why? Because the Space/Time Continum hasn't caught up to our music. If we unleashed it now, pants would be crapped, houses would turn into burning piles of hair and beer would all turn non-alcoholic.The clouds will part and the world will be exposed to The Electric Cougars debut when the clock strikes January '07.Brace. Brace. Brace Yourself & Your Souls!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/17/2006
Band Members: Max Cougar - Drums, Reginald Cougar - Bass, Buddy Cougar - Malt Liquor Bottle and Guitar, Black Cougar - Irish Guitar
Influences: Nine Pound Hammer, Nashville Pussy, Johnny Cash, George Jones, Skynard (but not the Free Bird Lovin' Top 40 hit makin' Skynard), Dollar Store, Waco Brothers and anything with lots of shouting, loud guitars and shotguns
Sounds Like: A train hitting a small child
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Drifting in a Sea of Swamp Water

So wheels move forward, then sideways, then off the road, then into a nearby stream.There's trout in the dashboard.Studio flood! Real. Recordings dashed. Starting over! Yep. I'm not lying.There are cu...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:07:00 PST

Corn swill backwash

Not enough time in the days. We've got 21 days to start. 21 days to turn up the corn pot. Boil it. The insound from out of town. You think you were there but no. no you only wear the shoes that the ma...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:58:00 PST

biggity back

2 weeks away from hitting it.hitting it and ain't quitting it.Ain't gonna back down. no there ain't no breezy way out.Fudge and trees will mate to make melty babies.jar bar tar black tack.Hang out. st...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

Is that a trash truck backing up?

Enough.Getting booted.Building our own.Setting up a 4 sided cube of sound containment. Enough.No more borrowing and begging. No more cutting the lawn for escargo.No more burping the baby.Enough.don't ...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST

Down Spout

You think you know where the shoe goes.Cut down your sense of chivalryThis is business. This is not smooth waters.We go.Go. Go. Go.More improvements to be made. More to dial up. More to dial back.Its ...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

Appliance Lendation

When the machines finally fire up and over take us, where will the humble pie be served?Enough. Today. No work today. No machines. No loudness. Earholes need a break. Handache. Work will commence on m...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

Quirk the shit out of Rich

So the knobs.The knobs shake.Why? How? Distance?A month until the final alignments, adjustments and pudding cups.Where does this go? Up? Out? Demos are shit. Old. Not what we'd planned on. mostly scra...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

You want noise

Up for a few days straight. no interruptions or eruptions.Things quiet down. Things turn up.knifes morph to forks when you don't have a fork.I saw a man with a buck tooth shouting about Jesus. Seems h...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

Feel it coming down the line

Holy Hell!The noise caravan gets cranked to 17!Got some dubs. Got some ground to build it down to up.Breathe fire. Eat water. Take it around. The boys are down on the levy jumping the shark.Peavey mic...
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST

Words & Turds

Its flowing out of ends of me. Loud loudness.There's a benchmark in the sea.Excess or Access?Grab your asshat.
Posted by The Electric Cougars on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST