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mattie i

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About Me

Get Your Own Voice Player Manageyo homies, i'm matt. nothing more, nothing less. i live in wayne now, but i'm originally from franklin township. i like to hang out with friends, buy useless stuff, and meet new people. fresca, quick chek coffee, and water are the only 3 [legal] things i drink. i drive a 2000 mazda protege which i call "the mattmobile", "the pimp machine" or "the sandalwood compact"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

bike riding, computer haxing, DRIVING, fencing (rip), friends, gaming, going to quick-chek daily, hanging out, hitting road signs, making an ass of myself, politics (dems 4 lyfe), TaB, Vice City you don't know dick

I'd like to meet:

cool kids and a cool girl

Music:

The old list was way too long, so if you're in a hurry:80s pop/hair metal (too many to name)classic rock (led zepplin, ccr, blue oyster cult, america, bob dylan, neil young, jimi hendrix, bob dylan, the beatles, the stones, the clash many more)reggae (bob marley, jimmy cliff, israel vibration, peter tosh, culture, the gladiators, black uhuru, steel pulse, UB40)latin (juanes, los rodriguez, shakira, reggaeton)good rap (tupac, biggie, snoop, eazy e, wu tang, ghostface killah, inspectah deck, nwa, public enemy, run dmc, dr dre, nas, jay z)

Movies:

Airplane, Airplane 2, American Pie, Anchorman, Animal House, Blues Brothers, BORAT, Casino Royale, Dirty Work, Dodgeball, Fahrenheit 9/11, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Full Metal Jacket, Godfather, Good Night And Good Luck, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, I Robot, Ice Harvest, Inside Man, King Kong, Little Nicky, The Longest Yard, Meet the Fockers, Napoleon Dynamite, Nightmare On Elm Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pulp Fiction, Purple Rain, Rat Race, Road to Perdition, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Scream, Shawshank Redemption, Snakes on a Plane (even tho i haven't seen it yet) The Shining, Super Mario Bros., War Of The Worlds, White Chicks

Television:

Anything on CNN, ATHF, Boondocks, The Colbert Report, Countdown with Keith Oberman, The Daily Show, Dirty Jobs, Family Guy, Futurama, Hardball with Chris Matthews, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Jerry Springer, Law and Order, Lou Dobbs, Mail Call, Maury, Modern Marvels, MXC, Mythbusters, The Price is Right, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, Survivor

Books:

A Call To Service, All The President's Spin, America (The Book), Dude Where's My Country?, Embedded in America, Leaves Of Grass, Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Lord Of The Flies, My Life,The Awakening, The Blood of Abraham, The Great Gatsby, The Party's Over, The Plague, The Truth (with jokes), Walden (i don't read much)

Heroes:

Bob Dole, My Homies, Dr. Phil, Your Mom, George Costanza (because eventually I'll be a short stocky bald man), Mark Mothersbaugh, John D. Rockefeller, Elias Spungen Bildner, and naturally Big K Eber

My Blog

I RAN OVER ONE OF THESE SIGNS ON MAY 17, 2006 AT 7:20AM

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!...
Posted by mattie i on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:18:00 PST

the big survey!!

1) smoked- never, it's gross 2) consumed alcohol- yes, i have a method named after me, you know how i roll 3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex- not like in a sexual sense 4) s...
Posted by mattie i on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

all the stuff you wanted to know about John Kerry's service but were afraid to ask!

Kerry's first tour of duty was as an ensign on the guided missile frigate USS Goatse. On February 9, 1968, the Goatse set sail for a general desertion to Canada. The next day, Kerry requested duty in ...
Posted by mattie i on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

Poll 3

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Posted by mattie i on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poll 2

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Posted by mattie i on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poll 1

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Posted by mattie i on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST