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Christina

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About Me

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Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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My Interests

Swimming, Playing Pool, Anything Outdoors

I'd like to meet:

Jesus (but not quite yet.), Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, John Stewart, Thats 70s Show cast, um anyone that is cool

Music:

Classic Rock- Led Zepplin, Beatles, and Hendrix I also enjoy Sumblime, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Slightly Stoopid, Jack Johnson, Keller Williams, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews Band, Tool, The White Stripes, Seether, CCR, Tom Petty


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Movies:

Shew theres soooo many but here we go: National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Something About Mary, 11:14, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Matrix, Fun with Dick and Jane, Friday, Nexy Friday, and Friday after Next, Goonies, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, National Treasure, Scary Movie, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Lucky # Sleven, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Saw 1 & 2, Neverending Story, Space Balls, 40yr Virgin, thats just to name a few...

Television:

That 70's Show The Daily Show Mind of Mencia Chappelle Show
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Books:

I don't read much but Needful Things was my favorite book.
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Heroes:

My parents and my exs parents..., My gorgeous daughter Sarah, she always find the beauty in everything she sees, and she can sing sooooo beautiful, and my handsome son Connor who has the most contagious laugh ever to be heard!! I thank God for these wonderful people, because w/o them I wouldn't be who I am today.

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Posted by Christina on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST