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Ross Hodo, PhD.

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

About Me


I AM JACK'S SENSE OF STYLE


My Messengers::Feel Free To Add Me.
a.i.m. | Strapping Stooge m.s.n. | [email protected]
I am the cheif manager and owner of Todokills D3sign, Co. TDK on Myspace.
How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Hmm.. Well to start.. some fag deleted my old profile, therefore I was forced to create a new one. I have a good idea of who did it, but fuck them.
I don't remember half of the shit I had on here, so I'm gonna kinda wing it..
I'm Ross, most people call me toDo (pronounced 'toe-doe').I'm a member of the deathpunk anti-emo band, the Eyeboogers and also in a metal band called Ross Hodo and the Back-Up Vocals. I'm seventeen and I live in the worst town in the south.. well, that's an exageration actually. There is some pretty cool shit that goes down here. I'm a music freak. Anything pretty much. As I Lay Dying, Danzig, Rob Zombie, Unearth, Damien Marley, etc. Look at the music section-shit-thing.. I go to Shithead Highschool (A.K.A. Newport Special School District). I am also a supporter of Bono's Product(RED) Fighting HIV AIDS in Africa.
If you, if you could return
Dont let it burn, dont let it fade
Im sure Im not being rude
But its just your attitude
Its tearing me apart
Its ruining everything

Music is all I've really ever been good at. I'm shitty at pretty much anything I try, so I figure, fuck it.. I'll stick to music.. I'm one of those guys who memorize words to songs that no one else cares about.. Like Weird Al Yankovich's "Smells Like Nirvana". Who memorizes that shit? Me! I'm fuckin' weird and I fuckin' like it. I used to be vocally-involved in a band called Philadelphia Fratricide (R.I.P.), but after a brief confrontation of ideas, I left.
Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Oh - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I also say the word 'fuck' alot. I hope it doesn't offend you. Actually, you know what, I don't give a flying fuck muffin if it does offend you. I'll do everything legally I can to offend you. Don't like a band I listen to? I'll show up on your front porch wearing one of their t-shirts. I hope I piss you off. I don't care. You ain't gonna make my life any worse. You can try. It won't work though.
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming get me out!
Tomorrow takes me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets

I'm not 'down' with scenes. I think it's all some bullshit for people to seem cool or whatever. Fuck that shit. Just be yourself. Fuck emo. Fuck goth. Fuck prep. Fuck jock. Fuck all of it. Just be who you are. I'm me. Now you be you. NOW! I DEMAND THIS OF YOU! If you don't like me or the people I hang out with then your stupid. Your what you 'claim' to hate. Everyone says they hate stereotypes, but if you don't like my friends because of how they act or how they look, then you are in fact a stereotype. So fuck you.
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Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

My friends are some of the coolest motherfuckers you will ever meet. Their stupid, yes, but fucking awesome, all of them. Yes, you too DUNCAN. I love all of my friends because I know if any shit ever went down, they would all have my back. I know this for a fact. I love my girlfriend Cassidy with all of my heart and I know she wouldn't fuck me over... because if she did.. I know how to get rid of a body.... That was a joke.. don't go call the FBI thinking I'm a fucking serial killer or some shit. My reputation is shit as it is... Hmm.. Maybe if I did get arrested I would finally finish my book. Naaaah. I'll finish it sometime.. Fuck it.
Oh, please give me a little more
And I'll push away those baby blues
Cause one of these days this will die
So will me and so will you

I have always had a strange obsession with Pirates. I love the thought of being free. Not having to answer to anyone. A pirates life is carefree and expressed in life itself. Not a care in the world, just the open oceans, and a future of gold and jewels, the treasure we all hope for...
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

Well, that's me, Ross Allen Hodo... but they call me toDo. That's all you need to know about me. Don't ask me no questions. I won't tell you no lies...

QUOTES

"I never try anything. I just do it. Like I don't beat clocks, just people. Wanna try me?"
"A Kansas City Shuffle is where they look left... and you go right.."
"Go back to China, bitch!"
"I ain't got no titties, quit stretchin' my shirts out."
"We got my room all to myself."
"I am the fucked up Jellybean, you know, like Towelly."
"I'm drunk, I don't know what I'm talking about. No, wait. No I'm not. Um, Okay."
"Yeah, and I heard you have a faggot ass."

My Interests

Action
Art
Comedy
Guerilla Warfare
History
Music
Poetry
Skateboarding
Stupid Shit For Pleasure
Violence

I'd like to meet:

Blasco
Brian Warner
Darrell Abbot
Dave Willams
Edgar Allen Poe
Forrestt Griffen
Glen Danzig
Herschell Gordon Lewis
James Earl Jones
Jim Morrison
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Pop
Joey Ramone
Kurt Cobain
Layne Staley
Rich Franklin
Rob Zombie
SA Martinez
Sid Haig
Steven Jensen
Tim Lambesis

Music:

I like all kinds of music...

!!!
311
Alice In Chains
As I Lay Dying
Blind Melon
Bloodhound Gang
Bob Marley
Brad Paisley
Crazy Town
Candiria
the Cranberries
Danzig
David Bowie
Deftones
Dethklok
Do or Die
Faith No More
Glassjaw
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Joe Nichols
Johnny Cash
Kiss
Korn
MC Chris
Mindless Self Indulgence
the Misfits
Muck Sticky
Nirvana
Oasis
the Pixies
Primus
Rage Against the Machine
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Skycamefalling
Sublime
System of a Down
Third Eye Blind
Tom Petty
Trent Tomlinson
Wheatus
White Zombie

Movies:

40 Days and 40 Nights
American History X
BASEketball
Beetlejuice
Bill & Ted's (1&2)
Blue Crush
the Corpse Bride
Detroit Rock City
Donnie Darko
the Faculty
Hook
Howard The Duck
James and the Giant Peach
the Longest Yard
Lucky # Slevin
Monster House
the New Guy
Nightmare Before Christmas
the Pest
Pirates of the Carribean (1&2)
Revenge of the Red Baron
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Team America
Wedding Crashers
You, Me and Dupree

Television:

12oz. Mouse
American Dad
Fairly Odd Parents
Family Guy
Futurama
Gay, Straight or Taken
Golden Girls
Lost
Power Rangers (old)
Prisonbreak
the Sopranos
Unsolved History

Books:

CRANK
Current Issues 2001
the Dante Club
Dante's Inferno
the Dark Half
Goosebumps
Harry Potter Series
Helter Skelter
It
Kurt Cobain's Journals
Lord of the Flies
Moby Dick
Animal Farm
Works of Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

the All State Guy
Bill Keedy
Eddie Combs
Glen Danzig
Jim Morrison
Muck Sticky
Uncle Filthy

All the dudes in my "Like To Meet" thing...

My Blog

Faces of Fire

A figure stands in the backrow of a museum of wax figures But the figures are moving. Their slowly carrying on A mist blows in from the south end of the building, Yet no one notices. They all just tru...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

The Chicken Little Controversy.

I have recently watched the new animated film, Chicken Little (directed by Mark Dindal). After watching the film and consulting a few friends, I have a strong disagreement with this film and the ...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

Todokills Takes a Break.

As of now, Todokills is on hiatus as I search for new and intriguing insperation. Until then, I will be working mainly on my own personal shit, you get what I'm saying? Todokills will be back it is no...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

a Quiet Night at the Homestead

Hmm... I was very, very bored and my computer is fucking up, so I figured I'd write a blog. Not really sure what to say, but I'm gonna freeball it. A very wise pimp once said that people should stop t...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

Justin Honey Benefit: THE FRAT PICS

The Frat totally rocked out at the Justin Honey Benefit at Village Mall Parking lot. Elijah got most of it on film.. Yeah.. Here's a few pictures I took.   ...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST

Student Ambassador

This one, I really don't get. Apparently, I was recomended by a teacher to be a student ambassador, and to travel to Italy, France and other places. I'm not quite sure what is going on. Me? I'm Ross, ...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

Cook's Influence

As of recently, I watched the HBO Special, 'Dane Cook: Vicious Circle' and it had a very large influence on me. He urged me to question Aetheism.. "When you die, nothing happens." He also highly influ...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

Yourspace

Setting: Microsoft Internet Explorer. There I was, checking my myspace, when I left the page for a while to Wiki something. When I came back, my profile had been deleated. To my surprise I ranted and ...
Posted by Ross Hodo, PhD. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST