Romeo O

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. Im leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of Eskilstuna. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus.I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays i go shopping And has buttered scones for tea.I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars.I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa.