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Michael &lt;3xC

I am here for Friends

About Me

I thought I had three friends: my heart and my two eyes. Now it seems that all of them hate me.
I am a different kind of animal than you. I come from Holy blood. If you need proof, look at my sister. First one on my top friends.
I will light up a bowl and talk philosophy at any time you'd like; I'll supply. I love talking philosophy. It's the most useless form of academia unless one applies it to their life. All of this bickering about whether evil contradicts God and whether we're made up of illusions is irrelevant. Utilise the power of philosophy to better thyself.
I am usually easy-going, patient, and accepting. I don't bitch about life being unfair when I know my ancestors were walking around the plains of Africa wondering whether they were going to get a decent meal or eaten alive by a lion.
You think your life sucks because all you have in your pantry is food you don't like? :) Fuck you. :)
Also, stop looking for something mystical, magical, or religious. It's right in front of your fucking eyes. Look at the sky, the trees, the water, this self-retaining planet that our species loves to fuck at every waking moment. There's your fucking God. Maybe with a little more appreciation at the complexity of nature, our stupid fucking "intelligent" species could get a clue and respect it a little more.
I don't hate you. I actually love you. In one way or another. I sound like a dick, but I'm actually quite nice. I have beef with our people as a genre, not individually. In fact, if you think you suck, I can probably (easily) find a way that you don't. I can make you love life.
Talk to me if you have the sand, but you better be ready to change the way you look at your life. For the better, hopefully. Also, don't spit the facts unless you have them. AKA, you can't argue off of ignorance. Save that for religion. :)

My Interests

History, Music, Europe, Japan, Directing Movies, Writing, Language, Science, Religion, Philosophy, Psychology, Love.

I'd like to meet:

Sir William Marshal

Music:

A Day in the Life, A.F.I., The Academy Is..., Action Action, Aiden, Alesana, ALEXISONFIRE, The All-American Rejects, Amber Pacific, Ambry, Angels and Airwaves, Armor For Sleep, Atreyu, The Audition, Authors, B2C, Bayside, The Beatles, Beethoven, Before We Forget, Blink-182, Boston, Box Car Racer, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Chiodos, The Chiodos Bros., Cinematic Sunrise, Circa Survive, Circle Takes the Square, Coheed and Cambria, Count the Stars, Darkest Hour, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab For Cutie, The Devil Wears Prada, The Early November, Eiffel 65, Emery, Fall Of Troy, Fall Out Boy, Fenix TX, Flight of the Concords, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, Gatsby's American Dream, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Greensleeves, Group X, Gym Class Heroes, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, Howard Shore, The Hurt Process, I AM GHOST, I Am The Avalanche, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Immortal Technique, John Williams, June, The Junior Varsity, Kansas, Killswitch Engage, Klaus Badelt, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Lynyrd Skynryd, Matchbook Romance, MEST, Michael William Caldwell, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Mozart, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nude, The Offspring, Outkast, Pacelbel, Panic! At the Disco, The Postal Service, Queen, Rancid, Roulette, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Something Corporate, The Sounds of Animals Fighting, The Spill Canvas, Spitalfield, The Starting Line, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, The Streets, The String Quartet, The Strokes, Sublime, Sugarcult, Suicide City, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Third Eye Blind, Thrice, Thursday, Tupac Shakur, Underoath, The Used, The Varsity, Vivaldi, Waterdown, We Are The Fury, Weezer, Yankee Celtic Consort.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars movies, The Last Samurai, Gangs of New York, Master and Commander, Shakespeare in Love, High Fidelity, Best in Show, Pirates of the Carribean, King Arthur, The Notebook, V For VendettaRobot Chicken - Star Wars

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Television:

Robot Chicken, Conan O'Brian, Full Metal Alchemist, Family Guy, The Daily Show

Books:

The Legend of Drizzt series, Shannara series, Lord of the Rings, Angels and Demons, British History for Dummies, Life in Medieval Times, Chronicle History of Knights, Canterbury Tales, Lais of Marie de France, Harry Potter, Shakespearian sonnets

Heroes:

As a role model: Chevalier Guillaume le Maréchal
As an author: William Shakespeare, J.R.R. Tolkein, Terry Brooks
As a musician: Craig Owens, Anthony Green, Cove Reber, Adam Lazarra, and Michael William Caldwell, my father.
But in the end, it's mostly my loving sister, Jessica Jane Caldwell:Why try to live like Jesus when one can live like her?

My Blog

Bob Ross

I CAN'T FUCKING GET OVER HOW MUCH I LOVE BOB ROSS!
Posted by Michael <3xC on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

Have I seriously not said anything yet?

Oh. Well. Here, I'll say something.I think I'm finally done being sick! Goodness. As I speak, I can still feel the tickle in my throat. I had a coughing attack last night. A group of them came in my r...
Posted by Michael <3xC on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST