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Girl Scout Cookies are fucking awesome

Girl Scout Cookies Are Fucking Awesome On the break room counter there was a box filled with Girl Scout cookies for sale.  Printed in bold pink letters on the side of a box of ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:38:00 GMT

The ugly Aftermath of a Broken Promise

"The Ugly Aftermath of a Broken Promise" A window pane near my bed shattered just as I laid my head to rest on the pillow.  It came as one hell of an unwelcome surprise.  I can’t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:52:00 GMT

Johnny Walker Red

We ended the night with some Johnny Walker Red. Jeff toasted his drink with mine, and I clanked against Matt’s glass, not yet touched, since he was busy resting his head in his arms. The girls ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:22:00 GMT

At work

I'm at work. The phone keeps ringing, and I keep answering. I look out the window, and notice that it's begun to snow. I just thought you ought to know, you fuck.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:30:00 GMT

An excerpt from Things Just Got Weird, Didnt They?

             An excerpt from Things Just Got Weird, Didn’t They?         & nbsp; We’d fi...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:27:00 GMT

Notes From Another Depressed Failure

Whisky Mouth   I'm living a life I never would have expected as a kid. Christ, it would really disturb my child self to see how he's turned out. He would probably kill himself out of fear. &...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:27:00 GMT

Stitched Lips

"Stitched Lips" slugs melting in my gut bats trapped in my brain even with a pen i can't say what i really want to say jumping off a bridge with all the other kids i know there's no water le...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:33:00 GMT