I hope everyone's watching mine and Phil's new series. I told you I'd be back, like fuck that sister of mine is getting my job!
ATTENTION! Please take no notice of my skanky sister, she's always been jealous of me and my wonderful career that she had to go and steal it all. I was in a drug infused haze at the time and had no idea I was basically signing my life over to the bitch.....I'll be back, don't worry.
Oh yeah, I looked good at the National TV Awards didn't I? Especially as I had just squeezed one out.I'm Kirstie, you may have seen me on the programme Location Location Location/Relocation Relocation, with the sex god that is Phil Spencer...yep we're doing it. I'm also on some shit show called Property Chain or something, it was a pile of crap. A lot of people say there's a little rivalry between me and Sarah Beeny....AND IT'S TRUE I HATE THE FUCKING BITCH WITH HER HUGE TITS AND SHITE HAIR...AND THE FACT SHE'S ALWAYS PREGNANT MEANS SHE'S A FUCKING WHORE!.Anyway.I'm a nice young woman with with a new child called Bay Atlas Anderson, he's the love of my life along with Phil. I like scarves and big black winter coats.Yep, that's all there is to know....Sarah if you want a piece of me come here and try your luck instead of bitching about me behind my back.I'm from a very upper class family and actually have the title Baroness. Beat that Sarah you common moose.
You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You? ...