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I'd like to meet:

No one from the internet. If you are browsing for people online, you're either a pervert, socially inept, have no life, a whore or you are completely boring. So if I don't already know you, please don't message me or try and add me. I just use this to keep in touch with friends.
I would like to meet myself when I'm old. I can't wait... I'm going to fuck with my neighbors soo bad. Vacuum my yard in the fall, go buy a pregnancy test for myself when I'm about to die just to make the cashier wonder, "What the hell?" My fellow senior citizens will be coming over with great ideas cuz what else is there to do when you're old?

Favorite Quotes

I was always in love with the wrong boys. It's so nice to finally be in love with the right man. -Me

"You're only as strong as the drinks you have and the tables you dance on."

"Searching for yourself is like looking for the house you stand in. How could you possibly find it? It's everywhere. It's all you know and there are no other points of reference"

"I don't care what people think about me as long as they know the truth."-Me

"What seemed like a good decision in the evening... is complete insanity in the morning"

"Don't always believe everything you think."

"Til death do you part" ... sounds more like a threat.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." -Dean Martin

"You have to go through a couple assholes to get to the real thing"-Me

"The person who cares the LEAST has the most power in a relationship."

"He never looked at you the way he looks at me"-Me

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

"A drunk ladys words are a sober ladys thoughts."

"We're all trying to kill time in one way or another but in the end, time ends up killing us."

"Women's faults are many. Men only have two. Everything they say and everything they do."

"Shopping is the most fun you can have with your clothes on."

"I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in"

"I replaced food for sex. Now I can't even get into my own pants."

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

"Ran into my ex.. put it in reverse and hit him again."

"What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?"

Anti-PETA joke (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)... "So this baby seal walks into a club."

"I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else"

"All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they're not all the same" (Got mine!)

"If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have gotten anywhere." -Marilyn Monroe

"The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."

"If I control myself, I control my destiny."

"How can I chase tomorrow if I don't chase today."

"Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?"

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -Mr. Garrison

I would rather know I gave it my all and have my heart RIPPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHEST than hold back and one day think 'If only..' -Me

"Winners make the rules and losers follow them."

"America is like the smartest kid in a classroom full of retards."

Love is when you get butterflies when you think about the future. You look forward to every day and every day there-after just because you get to spend it with that person but you don't want this night to end. You look forward to every day, even the hard ones because you know that person will fight right alongside you, for you and you for him. Purchasing your first home. Holding your first child. You can't picture having a bad day now that you've found the person you will spend the rest of your life with. I am and will be happy for the rest of my life til the day you are taken away from me. But then I'll meet you up there. I love you. -Me

"When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that God exists, and not only does he exist, you're doing His will."

"Fly free in the frowning face of convention. Live. A lot. Unleash yourself upon the world! Giggle, No, laugh. No, howl as if you've never grown up. Understand that this is not a dress rehearsal, this is it! Take it all in. Yes, every last rose and every single breath."
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