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Hollis Monkey

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I fancy myself a funny, light-hearted, open-minded, free-thinker (or anything just about with a hyphen!). I LOVE music and entertainment. I love animals, like-minded people to agree with me; and unlike-minded people to debate with.. I am the daughter of 2 lawyers and am always up for a discussion of sorts!To be a momma -
How to make a FireMonkey
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 part brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com Holli --
[adjective]:

Extremely dominant

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

Music, Animals, Computers, Tattoos, Movies, Friends, Camping, Sports

I'd like to meet:

Closed-minded animal haters need not apply! And I am not here in a competition to see how many people I can Add....
What Kinda Kiss R U?


Romantic Kiss
Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com Now - you may play with my monkey - but only if you call my monkey Blaze :)

Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Scott Ramsay, Kyle Rhodes, Blue October, King Zero, Ultrasonic, Rascal Flatts, Toby K., Pat Green, Carolyn Wonderland, George Devore - and many other local Austin bands, James Taylor, Grateful Dead....just about anything really. Insert Red Bull - and this is me after a night out drinkin' with my crew!

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society, American Beauty, Good Will Hunting

Television:

CSI, 24, Justice, Survivor, Amazing Race, House, Vanished, Kidnapped, Oprah, Numb3rs, Shark, Windfall, Saved, The 4400, The Closer, Psych, and plenty of others I just can't think of right now.... :)

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Dr. Seuss, The Giver, Angels & Demons, suspense and biographies.....

Heroes:

My mother and father; my Nana
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Holli E. Stallings
Birthday: 07/08/80
Birthplace: Gatesville, Tx
Current Location: Austin, Tx
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Blondish-Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous (prefer right)
Your Heritage: Mutt :)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Keen Sandals
Your Weakness: Red Bull and Cowboys...men in uniform (like firemen)
Your Fears: Failing at life - and anything happening to Jessi
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and ground beef :)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Help Jessi adjust - get some work travel out of the way
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders, back - neck
Your Bedtime: Depends - 10pm to 3am....
Your Most Missed Memory: carefree kid playing nintendo
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's - but I will sometimes have McD's for breakfast ONLY
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever - does it really matter?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both - mixed together :)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither - RED BULL
Do you Smoke: Hopefully not for long
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: only alone or with someone I know won't ridicule me for how bad it is
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I want to go back and finish
Do you want to get Married: been there, done that - not sure if I'll do it again....
Do you belive in yourself: Most days
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on the day/night
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Absolutely - LOVE THEM - some of my best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them - as long as I can curl up in bed with strong arms around me :)
Do you play an Instrument: used to play violin - want to play bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope (how random is that?)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no - GROSS
In the past month have you been on Stage: not to my recollection :)
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I am sure at some point I have been
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I think I took a pencil from a book fair on accident in the 6th grade
How do you want to Die: quickly or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: LOL - I don't want to grow up (I'm a Toys R Us kid!!)
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa or European places
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue - but likin' brown lately
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Brown
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: Usually over 6', but likin' shorter lately
Weight: avg - no fat, but not a rail (like some meat/muscle)
Best Clothing Style: skater/rocker - but cowboys work ;)
Number of Drugs I have taken: pleading the 5th
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: all gone except my ear lobes :)
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only things I didn't do
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My Blog

The important things....

So I just got a call that my dad is taking my dog to the vet as he can't stand up on his own. He is going to be 12 in June - and I have had him his whole life. He's a family member. It is times like...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Do free iPods sound better???

The answer is YES. All the blood, sweat and tears I put into overtime have paid off as the delivery of our free iPods arrived today :) Okay, maybe I exaggerate - but whatever...FREE IPOD :)It's blac...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Mondays - they keep coming back....

Well, it's Monday again. I had a lot of bonding time with Jessi this weekent - we painted our nails a matching green (both fingers and toes), baked cupcakes and decorated them. What a blast :)I am n...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

More recent update.....if your'e interestd

So here I am at work - early bird as usual. I have to admit I am getting older (now most of my friends are older than me and thus will laugh at this entry).I am sore - yes, sore from playing volleyba...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:03:00 PST

What a weird week....

So I felt the need to update my Blog. I took on a rotation at work as an Analyst - so I have learned more about Excel in the last 5 days than I ever cared to know! LOLJessi has turned into a full-on ...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

Wow - exercise was interesting....

So last night I ventured out after work to see a work buddy I hadn't seen in a while - he plays on an informal drink beer/play volleyball team (yes, priorities in that order LOL). Anyway, about 1/2 w...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST

Jessi returns :)

So, my princess has returned to her castle after a week long vacation with Dad, Grandma and Grandpa. She ran to me and hugged me tight saying "I missed you so much, mommy". Yay - understand, this is...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

Had to re-post (Thanks Shannon B)

Body: CALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

Trip's back and i felt the baby - what a weekend!

This weekend has been eventful so far. Friday when I got home from work Norm and I were on the front porch about to leave for his gig at a private Halloween Party when we heard it - the unmistakabl...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish....the cat came back....

Cat is missing :( :(I woke up crying this morning. I thought I heard Trip at the window - but it was just a dream.... Let me give some background here - My cat's name is Trippin' Billy - although ...
Posted by Hollis Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST