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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I sleep in a state but dream in an ocean. I have some kids but they're not all that cute. Work feels an awful lot like labor. My horoscope told me to make new friends.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Burroughs, Perry Farrell, Bob Costas. Preferably together. In bed. Bob would be acting all coy. Chuck Palahniuk, Tommy Lee, my father. Not those last in bed, though, as I do have my limits.

My Blog

working out

So I worked out today and almost sweat.  Now I have a cat on my lap.  The joint is full of retirees so not too much posing.  Heart rate rose briefly.  Ladies' circuit = bo-ring.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:25:00 GMT

movin' on up

So we're moving to Oregon.  Late summer, most likely.  All grown-up style I hope with jobs lined up and kids enrolled in some school where they don't wear uniforms.  I spent the first 3...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 00:06:00 GMT

stupicons

Call me a humorless purist, but I refuse to use the stupid smiley-face shorthand.  And if you can't tell when I'm kidding, too fucking bad. Warning to other unsuspecting lovers of words: if you ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:26:00 GMT

gettin yer punk rock back

I got a leather for Xmas.  It is brown.  Had a little boyfriend once who loved to borrow my "punk-rock", as he called my fingertip-length black blazer with the gold spray paint and deep pock...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:02:00 GMT

absolution

Absolve, dissolve, resolve.  To solve is to figure out or dilute, to cut through.  Ab-Solution, the belly buster!  Coming soon to the Catholic Network's late-night programming and there...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:07:00 GMT

how 'bout that cross on your lawn...

I imagine that being godless in a small town in Kansas is the closest I'll ever feel to being a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention.  I am very open about my religious orientation (lack thereof) an...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 20:06:00 GMT

how 'bout that job...

I woke up at 4:00 and have been kept awake by thoughts of work.  I feed old people and manage teenagers for a living.  Read somebody's blog about working in a porno store and was swept away ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:43:00 GMT

how 'bout them kids...

I have a largish tattoo on my right arm of an empty picture frame.  People almost always ask what I'm going to put in it, to which I usually answer "It's already in there" with a mysterious eyebr...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:57:00 GMT