*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: J-Love
Date of Birth: Who
Birthplace: Dickville
Current Location: Dickville
Eye Color: Brown (Now)
Hair Color: Black (Now)
Height: Tall Enough
Heritage: I'm Black on the outside, any color I want inside
Piercings: Don't feel like counting
Tattoos: Don't feel like counting
Favourite:
Band/Singer: My Boo "DION DA PUNK OF ALL SOUTH FLORIDA"
Song: Dick Chaser
Movie: Ride a Dick Well
Disney Movie: Any lil Dicks
TV show: Girlfriends
Color: Pink or Purple
Food: Sausages big big Sausages
Pizza topping: Sausages
Ice-Cream Flavor: Rainbow
Drink (alcoholic): "SEX ON THE WET BEACH"
Soda: Cream
Store: Spencers
Clothing Brand: Lucky
Shoe Brand: Nine West
Season: Summer
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: ATL Gay Festival
Flower: Rose
Make-Up Item: Eye Shadow
Board game: Chess
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sex in the Rain
Chocolate or vanilla: Both in my hole
Fruit or veggie: Fruity cuz that's what yo man is "DUH"
Night or day: Night I get better Head
Sour or sweet: Sweet cuz nut is Tangy enough
Love or money: Money is what I want
Phone or in person: Dick feel better in person
Looks or personality: Looks I can't have no skinny limp Dick
Coffee or tea: Coffee "I CAN GO ALL NIGHT"
Hot or cold: HOT
Your:
Goal for this year: Get as much Dick as I can
Most missed memory: My last Boo Dick in my mouth
Best physical feature: My Chest, you like?
First thought waking up: Penetration
Hypothetical personality disorder: What
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Is u sick
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster cuz I'm the Dick Monster
Fairytale alter ego: I hate dem hoez
Most stupid remark: Kiss my A$$ (Cuz I will)
Worst crime: Gettin Caught
Greatest ambition: I don't know what that is you tell me what it should be
Greatest fear: Not getting my nut
Darkest secret: Hoe Please
Favorite subject: Human Growth and Development
Strangest received gift: A dildo
Worst habit: Licking Booty
Do You:
Smoke: Depends
Drink: Depends
Curse: Sometimes
Shower daily: YES
Like thunderstorms: YES "SEX IN THE RAIN"
Dance in the rain: Didn't I just say Sex in the Rain
Sing: To my Boo
Play an instrument: Nutz if that count
Get along with your parents: Yeah, we club all the time
Wish on stars: For my true love
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: No, I believe in gettin Dick at first sight
Can You:
Drive: A Dick Well
Sew: No
Cook: No
Speak another language: No
Dance: Yes
Sing: Yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: I can tought yo man Dick wit my tongue
Whistle: Through a hole
Curl your tongue: Wanna See
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yeah
Been Stoned/High: No
Eaten Sushi: Never str8 Dick
Been in Love: Yeah 2 many times
Skipped school: Yes who hasn't
Made prank calls: NO
Sent someone a love letter: Yo Hard Dick Man
Stolen something: No
Cried yourself to sleep: No
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? When he deny this Dick
Are you right or left handed? Both Hands
What is your bedtime? I'm up 24/7 try me
Name three things you can't live without: Hard Dick, Big Nutz, Wide Hole
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? Yes
Do you have any pets? No
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No I ain't going to Hell
What is you middle name? Wouldn't you like to know call me and ask
What are you nicknames? Love
Are you for or against gay marriage? For
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't care I can't have kids
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes yo hard Dick Man
Are you afraid of the dark? No it makes Sex Better
How do you want to die? I don't know
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I can eat 5 at one time
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? No
What is the last law you’ve broken? Sex in public
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Any
Eye color: Hazel
Height 6'0"
Weight 200 and up
Most important physical feature: DICK DUH
Biggest turn-off Small Dick, One Nut, Lil hole
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