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kelly!

i have no idea what's going on right now

About Me

the old profile had to go.

My Interests

stand-up comedy, ART (especially collaging), psychology, TOOL, partying/good times, animals, philosophy, writing, joking about the apocalypse, planting plants, making home movies, vegetarian issues ...hedonism.

I'd like to meet:

no solicitors.

Music:

TOOL, massive attack, the prodigy, chemical brothers, DJ Dara, anything D&B, the floyd, TOOL, shpongle, radiohead, APC, Aphrodite

Movies:

Waking Life, Vanilla Sky, Being John Malcovich, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Austin Powers(1), Fear/loathing/Las Vegas, The Shining

Television:

RENO 911! LOST

Books:

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the dharma bums, on the road, anything Huxley. ANYTHING castenada.

Heroes:

MITCH HEDBERG (r.i.p)

My Blog

la dee frickin' da

i made another one. http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/innerspaceg irl/Collages/balanced001.jpghttp://i74.photobucket.com/album s/i267/innerspacegirl/Collages/balanced002.jpgthen i made another...
Posted by Kelly! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

whoop de frickin' doo

so i made another one.  it doesn't photograph well, but you should buy it anyway.  i accept cash or bribery.http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/innerspacegir l/Collages/newone002.jpghttp:/...
Posted by Kelly! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

spare time eliminating business endeavor

i really like to glue shit together.  it started off with greeting cards, then my walls, and now i channel all of my cut-and-paste energy into 36"x24" collages.  one time i made 10...
Posted by Kelly! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

NEW! 3 jokes

Give me some feedback... these jokes are all about the inflection and pausing so i hope it goes over: I'm depressed right now.  Apparently I owe imaginary money to this so-called bank for some su...
Posted by Kelly! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST

the rebound

i went to petco and looked at the baby guinea pigs today.  one was really, really, really cute, so i had no choice but to ask to hold him.  then i bought him.  now i have a new guinea p...
Posted by Kelly! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

9:04

you know that cushion of time between shock and acceptance: denial?  i think i got over that about 4 minutes ago.  scott evil almost died on the exam table at the vet clinic while he w...
Posted by Kelly! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

3:15

scott evil,( http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/innerspacegirl/good%2 0times/81db5351.jpg ) will be put to sleep today at 3:15.  i just called the vet, they aren't optimistic about a 6-so...
Posted by Kelly! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

First Day of School

My sociology teacher has a PhD and a (serious) mullet.  Whatthefuck is up with that?
Posted by Kelly! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST

PHOTOS FROM CANCUN

that was one hell of a vacation!  if you wanna see: http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/innerspacegirl/CANCUN / don't drink the water....
Posted by Kelly! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:21:00 PST

STAND-UP VIDEOS!!

so i'm putting out now. check these out, my second and third attempts at the open-mic.  don't laugh for the wrong reasons.   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-212397729155048400. ..
Posted by Kelly! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST